They’re Not Marshmallows

I started up the game and got a goodbye letter from Rocco.

Rocco's goodbye letter.I also went to meet my new neighbor, Oxford.

Oxford: Why are you even talking to me, bully, eh?I ran into Puck, and he gave me some helpful advice about not eating igloos. Good thing he warned me!

Puck: Every winter, these huge marshmallowy things start popping up all over town.Puck: But they're not marshmallows! They're called igloos. So don't eat them!Puck: They're all cold and hard, and your tongue sticks to them.I also saw Static and went up to talk to him. I regretted it immediately. He again did his shopowner routine where he lists five items and forces me to buy one. He always does this to me!

Static: I'll tell you the names and prices of 5 pieces of furniture...I ended up buying a haz-mat barrel for 490 bells. I then made my way around town, and dug up four fossils. I saw Tom, and he’s apparently been turned into Saharah’s spambot.

Tom: Are you bonkers? Saharah's carpets are exotic and insanely rare!I then went to the post office to mail those fossils away. Phyllis was overjoyed.

Phyllis: Is that it? Or do you have some more?

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