I checked my mail today, and I found a goodbye letter from a former villager: Sprocket the robotic ostrich has bolted out of town.
Nookington’s was getting into the Christmas spirit with two festive trees on sale. I bought the large one for my house.
Over by Static’s house, I found a new frog villager. Static didn’t seem very excited to meet him, not even a tad.
I went in his house to check out Tad’s pad, and he has three farting froggy chairs inside. But the best part is that he has two elephant slides that empty into a pool! This dude has water slides in his house! How cool is that?
I had a chat with Baabara over by the river, and she told me that she went fishing with her boyfriend today. 
Villagers sure don’t mention having boyfriends or girlfriends in the newer Animal Crossing games. But she said he caught a pale chub that made him happy.
When I met up with Genji, he told me he painted my roof!
When I responded by saying “Lame!” he got angry and said he should have painted it puke color! Wow, how rude!
I continued my walk around town; I had a lot of weeds to pull. I also dug up a bunch of fossils and gyroids. But when I made my way back home, I finally saw the extent of what Genji did: He painted my roof pink!
I’ll need to buy some paint to fix that. See you all next time!
Aww, the pink looks cute!
I miss the rude dialect the original and Wild World had. They were more in your face crude humor sometimes. They toned them down in City Folk and New Leaf, but nothing will compare to the peppy villagers in the original saying stuff like “I’m taking your item and there’s nothing you can do about it”! Though they did a forced trade with you, and usually you could reorder what you were carrying, but still.
Yeah, I often get a laugh out of the rude comments they make sometimes. I’m not a fan of the forced trades, though.
Eww! Pink.
Will you start to do more GCN posts? Like at least 2 a month?
Probably not, sorry. I sometimes have trouble keeping my six blogs updated as often as I do–plus it leaves me with little time to play other games.
K. Thanks for noticing me (FYI, my Dream Adress is 4000-6078-9296. Just in case)
Trainiax, do you have a new dream address since the New Leaf update? The old addresses no longer work. Let me know!
Sorry you’re a Browns fan lol