Fighting with Angry Animals

Ribbot has moved on to the computer heap in the sky. Okay, he just moved out of town. I got his goodbye letter in the mail. It’s sad to see him go so soon.

I had a bunch of junk in my pockets, but I couldn’t sell it because today was the last day of the month–raffle day. And I couldn’t participate in the raffle either, because I didn’t have any raffle tickets.

Tom Nook: I just can't let you do this without five raffle tickets. You do understand, yes? I'm terribly sorry!
Oh, you *will* be sorry.

When I spoke with Maple, she said I must’ve caught a ton of fish. I responded “of course,” and she said she was being sarcastic!

Maple: Oh. I was trying to be sarcastic, but I'm not very good at it...

Then she said if I have time to go fishing so much, then I should have time to help people. Well if that’s how you feel, then I’ll spend some time helping you feel closer to Mother Earth.

Maple trapped in a pitfall.

I found Gulliver passed out on the beach, and I woke him up from his long nap. He rewarded me by giving me a Chinese lion.

Gulliver: Yawn... What a great nap! What!? It's 2017?

I saw Tom outside of his house, and I was going to speak with him. But once he saw me, he went right into his house like he was avoiding me! So I followed him inside. He told me about a letter he received, and then said he had to jet.

Tom: Well, gotta jet. Later.

Where are you going to jet to? I have you trapped in a corner, punk. So I started pushing him around until he got angry.

Tom: Ahhhh! Stop it! You're starting to tick me off!
The feeling is mutual.
Tom: AAAGH!
Stop yelling. You’re scaring your gyroid.

Back outside, Baabara mentioned moving away. That would be great, except that I know she’s bluffing.

Baabara: Well, I didn't know you felt that way! I suppose I can move away without hesitation, daahling.

I soon bumped into my newest neighbor, Iggy the goat. His eyes are practically bulging out of his head.

Iggy: Hey! What's up? And nice to meet you, paaally!

Over by the wishing well, Belle was being her usual mad cow self. She was angry about something, but I don’t know what. When I spoke to her, she told me to stay away from her and said I’d regret it if I didn’t. Wow, so rude.

Belle: I'll totally make you regret it if you don't, in a tutu!

I tried pushing her around, but she never said anything about it. Maybe if a villager is already mad about something (or someone) else, they don’t complain about being pushed around. Interesting.

Ursala was outside of the museum, and she wanted to trade me her tulip chair for my dinosaur egg. No way! I declined the offer, and she got really mad. She asked if I knew who she was (sadly, I do). She then said she hopes I go through my whole boring life with drab furniture.

Ursala: Well, fine, grooomph!! I hope you go through your whole boring life with the same drab furniture!!

So I gave her a shove as well. These animals are getting on my nerves today.

My pockets completely filled up, and I was looking for a way to make space. If I attached some unidentified fossils to letters, I could mail them away. But I didn’t have any paper. Neither did the lost and found or the dump. And I couldn’t buy any, since Nook wasn’t selling anything today.

So I thought maybe I could get some stationery as a reward for helping someone out. Hank is a nice guy, so I asked him. But he told me he borrowed a book from Yuka the other day. Now, for one thing, that’s a lie. Yuka hasn’t lived here for five years!

Hank: I borrowed Yuka's picture book the other day, but the big goof moved away without telling me!

And I was not about to take the train to Ohio for a simple task. Not to mention, the Yuka in my Ohio town isn’t even the same Yuka that lived in Forest in 2012. The Yuka in Ohio moved out of Forest a decade ago! So I said no to Hank, and of course, he got mad at me too.

Hank: I only asked you to do this, because YOU asked ME for work!

At this point, I’d had enough. I returned home and promptly ended my game.

My Mole Cricket Adventure

I found Poncho’s goodbye letter in the mail today. He sure didn’t stick around very long. I wouldn’t think someone named Poncho would be such a fair-weather friend. 😛

Poncho's goodbye letter in Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube.

At the top of my central ramp, I spotted an igloo. This is the first igloo I’ve seen this winter, and it’ll also be the last. The snow will be gone by Saturday morning.

An igloo near the top of the ramp in Animal Crossing.

I found Baabara inside. She liked the violin I had in my pockets, and she offered to play a game for it. Depending on how I guessed the symbol on her cards, I could earn over 3,000 bells for the violin. I guessed that she had a triangle on her first card…and I was wrong. So she only gave me 470 bells for the violin.

Baabara: HAH-HAH! You're SO wrong! What a shame!

Back outside, I found a new villager in acre B-5: Ribbot the frog. I’ve always liked him, mainly because he’s a robot. Is it just me, or does he look even more robotic on GameCube? Maybe it’s the way he blinks? Or maybe my brain is just short-circuiting.

Ribbot: Hey! What's up? And nice to meet you, zzrrbbitt! (Animated GIF of Ribbot blinking)

In Nookington’s, I decided to buy and wear the No. 1 shirt. (Update: I just discovered that you can actually buy this shirt at Amazon!)

Me putting on the No. 1 shirt in Nookington's.

After coming down my eastern ramp, I saw Static staring at the ground. When villagers stare at something, it’s because they’re looking at a bug or fish. Since I didn’t see anything, I figured there must be a mole cricket underground. So I got my shovel out and dug a hole (or three). And sure enough, the little bugger crawled out and tried to scamper away. But I didn’t have any trouble catching it.

Me chasing after a mole cricket with my net out, as Static looks on.

A couple minutes later, I bumped into Ursala. She noticed my mole cricket and said that she wanted it.

Ursala: I've always wanted my own mole cricket, to have and to hold, grooomph! I find them so very cute!
She sounds like the wants to marry it.

Ursala asked if I wanted clothes, paper, or money for it. Of course, I chose money, and she gave me a whopping 2,920 bells for it! I should probably share this money with Static, since he made this all possible. But I won’t. 😛

Ursala: Wait a moments... How frightfully embarrassing. I only have 2,920 bells right now, grooomph!

I pulled lots of weeds, I mailed a fossil away, and I checked the dump for items; I took a wobbelina that I’ll sell next time. Then I also made sure my town was back to perfect town status before wrapping up my game for the day.

Last night, Bill Trinen (from Nintendo) tweeted about the goodbye letters in Animal Crossing:

Recognize that picture? It’s Boots’ goodbye letter I received in my previous blog entry from January 30th. 😛 I haven’t posted that particular screenshot to social media, so Bill must have visited this blog last night. 😛

Thank you to all who read this blog, including you. Long live Animal Crossing on GameCube. 🙂

 

Trading Boots for a Poncho

Today was my first time playing since Toy Day, and I got a letter from Jingle in the mail. He sent me Balloon Fight (the NES game) as a Christmas gift.

I also received a letter from Boots. Sadly, he has already moved out of town. I guess Boots was made for walking.

Boots' goodbye letter in Animal Crossing for GameCube.In acre B-1, I met Boots’ replacement: Poncho. They both share names with things you may wear when it rains. 😛

Poncho: Hey! Catching an evening walk, are we? I hear that. And by the way, nice to meet you, li'l bear!

I walked by Puck’s house right as the clock struck 10 o’clock p.m., and I saw his lights go out. When I tried to go in his house, the sign said he was sleeping. I think he was really just avoiding me.

Static asked me for a new catchphrase, and I told him to say “in a flash.” When I spoke to him again, he told me I looked awful as ever, and he asked who dresses me!

Static: You're looking awful as ever. Who dresses you?

The funny thing is, he dressed me! Well okay, he didn’t put the clothes on me. But this is the exact shirt (the gray tartan) that he gave me last time when he said I looked awful! If my shirt looks awful, it’s your fault, Static!

He gave me a jagged shirt, but I wasn’t interested in wearing it. I’m not taking fashion advice from him again!

I spoke to my buddy Hank, and gave me a birdcage as a gift. That’s a strange gift to get from a chicken. Maybe he’s just trying to get rid of one of his cousins or something.

Hank: This old birdcage gets in the way of my cross-training. It's yours!

Ursala surprised me by telling me how much she enjoys snowboarding! She said she’s going to hit the slopes this weekend. She’s worried that she might break her nose again, though.

Ursala: I just hope I don't fall down on my face and need another nose job, grooomph! ...I can't believe I said that.

I ran into Hank again, and this time, he asked me for a new catchphrase. I told him to say “at KFC.” This catchphrase has some potential. Hopefully it won’t start to bug me after a while.

Hank: But some insects, like cicadas, fly away if you run up to them, at KFC.

I spotted a balloon present flying diagonally through town, so I followed it. Unfortunately, it never ran into a tree. So I had no choice but to watch it sail away, out of my life forever.

A balloon present flies out of town in Animal Crossing (animated GIF).Candi was already in her house by the time I came by, so I went inside for a visit. She was a bit upset that I hadn’t visited her in so long, and she said if I didn’t come tonight, she would have banned me from entering her house! She was obviously bluffing, but still, that’s pretty rude.

Candi: Honestly? If you hadn't stopped by tonight, I was gonna ban you from my house, sweetie!

After running by the post office and the dump, I returned home for the night.