The Truth Hurts

I shot down Gulliver’s UFO yesterday, so that meant he would be on the beach today. I found him and gave him his missing spaceship part.

Gulliver: Ur... Gonna barf... Rocket ships...make me... wanna hork...Which item would he give me in return? I was hoping for a metroid or a moai statue. But he gave me…a Mouth of Truth. I like the Mouth of Truth, but I already have one, from the first time I shot him down. So after only four Gulliver items, I already have one duplicate. Considering how rare the UFO is, and how hard it is to shoot it down, this is a big disappointment.

Jeff looks disinterested at his new Mouth of Truth.

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