Today, I actually got my bank statement from the Bank of Nintendo. (I never got one last month). My existing balance earned me 98,550 bells in interest this time.
I then went around watering my flowers. Felicity asked me for a new catchphrase, so I had her say “I’ll cut u.”
I found two new black roses in town today. And in the Able Sisters, there was a snowcone shirt for sale. I needed it for my catalog, so I bought it. But does it really look like a snowcone? Or does it look like Mabel just slit my throat?
Then again, maybe it was Felicity! She did threaten to cut me, after all! 
That’s all for now, but I’ll be back late tomorrow with more about my night on Wi-Fi. See you then!