Zelda Food Puns

Tonight, Bob told me how Avery and Blaire always bug him for information about the other. I can see how that would be annoying.

Bob: If I talk to Avery, Blaire always bugs me later to pump me for all the details.At 10:00, I opened my gate for Friday Night Forest. Yann came over to visit, and I gave her a new hat.

Me hitting Yann on the head with a net, so that it looks like she's wearing a tall hat.After I finished watering my flowers, we went in my house and hung out. I decided to put my pumpkin head on. So Yann responded by making this face.

Yann makes a sad, uninterested face as I put on my pumpkin head.We then went up to my creepy room, where Yann joked that the gravestones belonged to Robin and Static. Robin recently moved out of my town, and Static recently moved out of her town.

Yann: RIP Robin and Static. Jeff: May you return as zombies.And down in my basement, we were talking about the Flintstones game for NES and Zelda games. We started joking around about the two games combining, and Yann suggested Zelda and Link could eat Dino’s ribs. From that point on, we just kept making Zelda food puns and rhymes.

Yann: The great berry. Jeff: Tingle Pringles.Some of Yann’s puns included Pieward Sword, A Link to the Pasta, Epona the horse radish, and Skyward Swordfish.  I came up with Ganon yogurt, Zora porridge, cooked Groose, dungeon luncheon, and turkey Tetra-zinni. Have some other good ones? Leave a comment!