Awkwardness

Rowan commented on my mummy shirt, saying he recently saw a rock concert where the lead singer was wearing one! I don’t know how that’s possible, unless he went to see The Grateful Dead.

Rowan: I went to a rock concert the other night, and the lead singer was wearing one of those, rowr!When I spoke with Lily, she told me she found a book on Forest’s history propping up a leg of her table! I think she’s lying.

Lily: You'll never guess what I found propping up one leg of my table! A book on Forest's history!

Pascal was over on the bridge. I gave him a scallop and he gave me a ship compass in return.

Pascal: Once you lie, maaaan, there's no going back.Avery asked me for a new catchphrase, and I was going to have him say “awk awk.” Yet the game wouldn’t let me enter that phrase! So I put a comma in between the awks and it was okay. Awkward…

Avery: I'll be saying awk, awk until the cows come home, awk, awk!Lily asked me for a fossil, so I gave her an ammonite I had. She thanked me and gave me a planked tatami.

Lily: Dr. J, I have just the perfect thing for you. It's a planked tatami! Please accept it with my thanks!And I caught Melba snooping on Becky! She was standing at her front door, just peering through the windows!

Melba looking through the window on the door of Becky's house.

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