It Ain’t Easy Being a Mummy

I went into Lily’s house to say hello, and it looked like she was hiding from me. Don’t worry, I’m not a real mummy!

Lily's eyes barely peek out over the top of her robo-dresser.Out by the museum, Becky told me that she’s heard I don’t talk politely. Well, I didn’t insult you about the fleas jumping off of your body, did I?

Becky: Oh, hey! I've been hearing people talk about you! They're saying that you don't speak politely!And Blaire was telling me she needed to get her face done. I wonder if she thought I just got a face lift because of the bandages.

Blaire: So, I've been thinking... I need to get my face done in a superspecial way!Octavian asked me to make a delivery for him, so I went out to track down Melba. She wasn’t thrilled by the grass shirt he sent her.

Melba: Oh, is that what I think it is? A grass shirt?I then returned to Forest’s resident octopus and he rewarded me with some birch flooring.

Octavian: And after I racked my brains trying to find a good gift! I hate being kept in the dark, I drool!You think you’re in the dark? You’re not the one covered in bandages, Octo-Dad! Not to mention, your mouth is pretty darn close to my only exposed opening, so get out of my eye!

Mummy Time

Today I got the mummy outfit that I ordered from my catalog. This is what I’ll be wearing this October, for Halloween.

Me wearing my mummy outfit for Halloween.I went into Pinky’s house to say hello. She said she was glad she just cleaned her house up. Does she really think a mummy is going to complain about a little dust?

Pinky: Tee hee! A second ago, it looked like a burglar had broken in and stuff!Bob was out taking an evening walk, just like I was. So I stopped briefly to chat with him. Or is that her?

Bob: Oh, I'm a big girl. Are you out for a walk, too, now pet me?When I went to speak with Avery, he reminded me that the fishing tournament is this weekend. I don’t plan on participating, but his advice about not fishing with my bare hands is something I’m going to try to remember.

Avery: I've noticed that no one who wins the tournament goes fishing with their bare hands, Dr. J!Rowan told me that Bob complained about his house smelling like a woolly mammoth. I’m no expert or anything, but it could be related to the dead dinosaur in your house that’s been decomposing for a few million years. I could be wrong, though. Maybe you just have bad gas.

Rowan: Bob says my place smells like a woolly mammoth in a sweat lodge, I drool.

Zelda Food Puns

Tonight, Bob told me how Avery and Blaire always bug him for information about the other. I can see how that would be annoying.

Bob: If I talk to Avery, Blaire always bugs me later to pump me for all the details.At 10:00, I opened my gate for Friday Night Forest. Yann came over to visit, and I gave her a new hat.

Me hitting Yann on the head with a net, so that it looks like she's wearing a tall hat.After I finished watering my flowers, we went in my house and hung out. I decided to put my pumpkin head on. So Yann responded by making this face.

Yann makes a sad, uninterested face as I put on my pumpkin head.We then went up to my creepy room, where Yann joked that the gravestones belonged to Robin and Static. Robin recently moved out of my town, and Static recently moved out of her town.

Yann: RIP Robin and Static. Jeff: May you return as zombies.And down in my basement, we were talking about the Flintstones game for NES and Zelda games. We started joking around about the two games combining, and Yann suggested Zelda and Link could eat Dino’s ribs. From that point on, we just kept making Zelda food puns and rhymes.

Yann: The great berry. Jeff: Tingle Pringles.Some of Yann’s puns included Pieward Sword, A Link to the Pasta, Epona the horse radish, and Skyward Swordfish.  I came up with Ganon yogurt, Zora porridge, cooked Groose, dungeon luncheon, and turkey Tetra-zinni. Have some other good ones? Leave a comment!