Tonight, Mallary was talking about a beauty tip she read in Ms. Nintendique magazine. It said to bathe in fruit punch! She plans on trying it out. I have a hard time imagining that any beauty tip is going to help out Mallary.
Over by Able Sisters (the lights are closed), Cousteau asked me how his shirt looked. I said it didn’t look good on him (nothing does), and he started complaining about his deflated deltoids. And that face…
Mallary wasn’t the only animal talking about magazines tonight; Lily was talking about Bug Couture magazine. She said it’s been making her bug crazy, in a pond. But wait, she’s a frog! She’s always bug crazy in a pond!
