Dampened Spirits

It was raining in Forest tonight. Bud was not a fan of the drippy stuff.

Bud: Rain is lame, Boy J. It's all wet, and drippy, and...wimpy, maaan.Up on the cliff above my house, Static was asking where I got the money to put in a basement. It’s best not to ask about what I put in the ground, if you get my drift.

Static: You got stocks? Or turnips? Buried treasure? Just been squirrelling away bells on the side?In the roost, I found Mallary enjoying a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, she was also gossiping.

Mallary: Hey, Boy J. You would not BELIEVE the tacky couple I saw in here the other day!While I was there, I asked K.K. to sing a random song for me. He performed K.K. Salsa. Now I just need some K.K. chips.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Salsa.When I visited Kitt, she was a bit rude to me. She asked if my interests included staring at a wall.

Kitt: Really? What do you do when you're not running errands, child? Stare at a wall?Yeah, I’m staring at the wall to imagine where to mount a kangaroo head.

Seems like my villagers weren’t in the best mood tonight. I’m expecting them to cheer up by next time. Or else.