Fang and the Lava Lamp

I got a letter from Fang in the mail today, thanking me for the medicine I took him while he was sick. He sent a purple lava lamp attached to the letter.

Over by Able Sisters, Bunnie was warning me of the fabric monster! She said that if you get new clothes, the fabric monster comes to your house and eats you up! My first thought was “Wow, Bunnie is seriously crazy.” My second thought was “Wow, I don’t recall seeing this dialogue before.”

Bunnie: If you get new clothes, the fabric monster comes to your house at night and eats...you...all...up...I went to the Roost to check out K.K.’s performance, but I didn’t let him choose the song this time. I requested K.K. AAAAAAAAAA. It’s not a real song that he knows, of course. But I believe that’s what Charlie used to request back in the early days of ACCF online play. K.K. has a song that he plays when a request is invalid, and tonight was probably my first time hearing that song in years.

K.K.: This is... I don't know K.K. AAAAAAAAAA. It's just not on my set list, dig?After circling around my town, I ran into Fang down by the beach. He said that he heard rumors that I got a purple lava lamp! Well duh, you sent it to me! He really wanted it badly, so he offered to buy it from me for 434 bells. What a strange fellow.

Fant: Personally, I could never believe it, but they say you got a purple lava lamp and didn't tell me!