Benedict’s New Job

A fishing tournament was held earlier in the day. I did not participate, but I spoke with Chip outside of town hall tonight. He told me that Aurora won the competition with an 81-inch tuna! I have trouble believing a penguin could catch a fish that large.

Chip: The winner was Aurora from here in Forest!It’s Saturday night, so I headed to the Roost to check out some live music. K.K. sang K.K. Lullaby for me–and nearly put me to sleep.

K.K.: Get ready to dig this ditty: K.K. Lullaby.Static told me he’s been obsessed with watching basketball games on TV lately! Shocking, isn’t it? He said he would like to go watch the games in person, but the bus line doesn’t travel out that far.

Static: I've been obsessed with watching basketball on TV, shocking!Benedict asked me for a new greeting, so I told him to say “Welcome to KFC!” I told him it stood for Kentucky Fried Carrots.

Benedict: Welcome to KFC!His boss told him that he doesn’t even have to serve the customers; in fact, Benedict will be the one being served! Sounded good to him; he thinks it’s a gravy job. Apparently, Benedict was on Colonel Sanders’ bucket list.