No More Chicken

Saturday is K.K. Slider night, and Tabby told me she was DYING to see him play!

Tabby: I'm just, like, DYING to see him play!
How can I help you meet that goal?

I then took a walk up to the museum and asked the singing dog to choose a song for me. He performed K.K. Tango. Fortunately, Tabby didn’t show up and expect to tango with me.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Tango.

Static was feeling sick, so I bought some medicine for him. It didn’t seem to help him very much, though. Hopefully he’ll start feeling better soon.

Static: Big, bad Static floored by the common cold. How pathetic, tweedledee.

I was quite disappointed when I went into Benedict’s house. He’s moving away! Ugh! I’ve already lost Champ and Tangy in the past two months, and now Benedict too?!

Benedict: Well, see, I'm actually leaving Forest. For good, tweedledee.

Of course, I still like Static a lot. Kabuki, Opal, and Drift are fairly cool too. But still, Forest is going through one of those spells where my villagers are mostly mediocre. Ehh, things will improve at some point, I’m sure. Forest will just seem a little bland in the meantime.

Drift was out bug-hunting tonight. He was complaining that a spider wouldn’t jump right into his net. Is this his first time bug-hunting, or what?

Drift: But this stupid, stubborn spider won't jump into my net, tweedledee!
Your net? Or your mouth?

Have a good weekend, everyone! I’ll see you next time.

You’re Losing!

The fishing tournament was held today, and Tabby wasted no time in telling me I was losing. -_-

Tabby: You're losing, Bro J! I heard Samson is in the lead!
So you’re losing too, then.

I stopped in Nook ‘n’ Go, and it looked like it was tall furniture day. The items up for sale were a beach table, a cabana lamp, and a white king. Everything was much taller than me and Tom Nook.

Three tall furniture items for sale at Nook 'n' Go in ACCF.

Then back outside, I planted a pitfall seed and hid behind a tree. I waited for someone to fall in it, and I was happy to see I caught the right cat! 😉

Tabby struggles to get out of a pitfall.

I wasn’t planning on taking part in the fishing tournament, which was just for sea bass. But when I just happened to see a large fish shadow in the ocean, I decided to give it one shot. I caught a sea bass, and I took it to Chip. My fish was too small to take the lead, but at least Chip will eat well today.

Chip: Samson caught a respectable 43.1-inch sea bass. Yup. Ate it with my own mouth.

Benedict seemed a bit confused, and it seems that he’s a bit gullible as well. He was standing near Kabuki’s house, looking puzzled. He said that Opal told him that was the spot for catching fish. Uh, nope. You might want to try the ocean, pal.

Benedict, standing nowhere near water: Opal told me that this is the place for catching fish!
She lied to you, bro.

I didn’t stay for the end of the tournament, but most likely, Samson’s top fish will hold on and win. I know Benedict sure isn’t going to beat him. 😛

Kabuki Moves In

I visited Tabby today, and she was being quite rude. She asked why I was so pale. Excuse me for not being orange like you! And she was also making ugly faces at me…not that that part was anything new.

Tabby: Bro J, how can you spend so much time outside and still be so pale?

Outside, Drift informed me that Wendell was in town. He said Wendell was so hungry that he could eat a corn bread planet. I’ve never even heard of a corn bread planet! It does sound tasty, though.

Drift: I kept feeding him... But his gut is like a black hole! That dude could eat a corn bread planet.

I found a new house in the spot where Bob once lived. I imagined how cool it would be if Bob himself had moved back into the same spot. But instead, I found Kabuki the cat inside. He’s no Bob, but he’s pretty cool too.

Kabuki: My name's Kabuki... not that you asked. Nice to meet you, pal.

Over by Nookington’s, Opal was gushing about Tom Nook. It almost made me sick! She said without him, we’d all be nothing more than animals.

Opal: I mean, without all the marvelous goods he sells, we'd be nothing more than animals!
We? Speak for yourself!

I rode the bus out to the city, and I saw Goldie there. She said she was going to borrow some ideas from the current model room at the Happy Room Academy.

Goldie: I just got done looking at the model room, and I think I'm going to pinch a few design ideas from it.

I was curious to see what the model room was, so I went inside the HRA to check it out. Um…

A smell, empty model room at the Happy Room Academy in Animal Crossing: City Folk.

Absolutely nothing! Lyle said that no rooms matched this month’s theme, so there was nothing to display. Remind me not to visit Goldie; she probably has no furniture at all! But then again, she is a dog. Maybe she lives in a doghouse.

Back in town, I finally spotted Wendell. He begged me for food, saying he would eat anything.

Wendell: I'll eat anything! Just give me SOMETHING!

I didn’t have any food on me, but he did say he’ll eat anything. So I tried giving him some yellow pansies.

Wendell: Wh-wh-what is this? I-I-I... I can't eat this!
But you just said…

I felt bad for the big oaf, so I shook a nearby peach tree and gave him a peach. In return, he gave me a “coloring Rover” pattern.

The coloring Rover patten from Wendell in ACCF.