No Bagworm? That Stings.

On Wednesday, Kitty asked me for a new catchphrase. I’m not a big fan of Kitty, and I’m tired of her never leaving town. So I made her say “I’m awful.”

Kitty: So...I'm awful.

Mitzi was still sick with a cold, so I bought some medicine for her again. Today, she sent me a letter saying she’s over her cold. She sent me a regal sofa to thank me.

Static told me that he imports all of his spaghetti. In fact, he bought four barrels of it!

Static: You may think I'm crazy, but four barrels of it was the smartest buy I ever made! I'm set for life!

I took the bus out to the city, and I chatted with Maelle the duck there. She was talking about the advantages of a shopping card, and she said she doesn’t like carrying lots of bells around because it makes her feel common!

Maelle: I don't like to carry lots of bells around. It makes me feel common!

Back in town, Goldie asked me to catch a bagworm for her. So I went around shaking trees, and I searched for a good 20 minutes! But as you might expect, I was finding lots of bees, and no bagworms. I even got stung four times! Static enjoyed laughing at my face.

Static: You trying to give the bees some exercise? Oh, that's rich! My gut hurts from laughing.

I had nothing to give Goldie. I hope she knows that I tried.