Three Cranky Bears

Autumn is officially here now (in the northern hemisphere), so Mom sent me a letter talking about the fall. It is a nice time of year. 🍂

Dear Jeff, The days are cooling down, and the leaves are just starting to change color. For some reason, it makes me feel a little sentimental. I should write a poem. -Mom

Wart Jr.’s replacement has moved in, and it’s Grizzly the cranky grizzly bear.

Grizzly: Wait a minute, who are you? Were you in one of these boxes? Oh, you live in this town?

I’m fairly neutral towards Grizzly, but his presence does seem a bit redundant when I already have Curt (another cranky bear) in town. Not to mention Vladimir, who is a cranky bear cub! Do I really need three cranky bears in a town of ten villagers? I don’t think so! And I don’t particularly care for any of them.

But when I took stock of my villagers, I realized the problem is even bigger than that. I also have Tom (a cranky cat), Gaston (a cranky rabbit), and Apollo (a cranky eagle). That means 60% of my residents are cranky villagers!

If you’re wondering, my non-cranky villagers are Goldie, Big Top, Queenie, and Boomer. So that means my town is 80% male, too. This is probably as unbalanced as my town has ever been. I need to start getting rid of these cranky bears ASAP.

Anyway, I went up to the Roost for tonight’s Saturday night performance. I wanted to tell K.K. I was feeling “cranky,” but the closest option was to say I felt grumpy. 😂 So K.K. Slider played Rockin’ K.K. in an attempt to cheer me up. 😛

K.K.: I've got the tune to nix that frown and kick it clean out of town. It's a little ditty called Rockin' K.K.

After making my rounds, I went out to the city and decided to take in a show at the Marquee. Camofrog was the only one in the audience besides me, and he rudely told me to hurry up and take my seat. Great, another cranky animal.

Camofrog: It's about to start! Stop wandering around like a lost kitten and take your seat, ten-hut!
Who’s talking to me? I don’t see anyone there.

Dr. Shrunk was performing “Laughter,” and the show sucked, as usual. The only one doing any laughing was Shrunk himself.

Shrunk: Have I ever got a serious case of the giggles today!

He laughed all the way to the bank, after conning me out of 800 bells. 😛

One thought on “Three Cranky Bears”

  1. Earlier this month in one of my ACCF towns I had a cranky bear move out, Curt, after 8 years and 4 months. In the same town I have 3 ducks but at least they are of different personalities. I like it when towns are balanced among villager personalities and don’t have too many of one personality or too many of one species.

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