A Burglar’s Shirt for Bob

Lately, Bob has been asking me for a burglar’s shirt. So I decided to order one for him yesterday. It arrived today.

Delivery for Jeff! Thanks for your patience! Enclosed please find your burglar's shirt. We look forward to serving you again very soon! -Nook 'n' GoIt’s nice being able to help out my favorite animal, plus I would get a reward as well. But when I took it to Bob, he didn’t want it anymore!

Bob: But I kinda lost interest, master... I hope you don't mind, but let's just forget about the favor, OK?So I killed him.

Swinging my axe at Bob.

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