Kabuki Moves In

I visited Tabby today, and she was being quite rude. She asked why I was so pale. Excuse me for not being orange like you! And she was also making ugly faces at me…not that that part was anything new.

Tabby: Bro J, how can you spend so much time outside and still be so pale?

Outside, Drift informed me that Wendell was in town. He said Wendell was so hungry that he could eat a corn bread planet. I’ve never even heard of a corn bread planet! It does sound tasty, though.

Drift: I kept feeding him... But his gut is like a black hole! That dude could eat a corn bread planet.

I found a new house in the spot where Bob once lived. I imagined how cool it would be if Bob himself had moved back into the same spot. But instead, I found Kabuki the cat inside. He’s no Bob, but he’s pretty cool too.

Kabuki: My name's Kabuki... not that you asked. Nice to meet you, pal.

Over by Nookington’s, Opal was gushing about Tom Nook. It almost made me sick! She said without him, we’d all be nothing more than animals.

Opal: I mean, without all the marvelous goods he sells, we'd be nothing more than animals!
We? Speak for yourself!

I rode the bus out to the city, and I saw Goldie there. She said she was going to borrow some ideas from the current model room at the Happy Room Academy.

Goldie: I just got done looking at the model room, and I think I'm going to pinch a few design ideas from it.

I was curious to see what the model room was, so I went inside the HRA to check it out. Um…

A smell, empty model room at the Happy Room Academy in Animal Crossing: City Folk.

Absolutely nothing! Lyle said that no rooms matched this month’s theme, so there was nothing to display. Remind me not to visit Goldie; she probably has no furniture at all! But then again, she is a dog. Maybe she lives in a doghouse.

Back in town, I finally spotted Wendell. He begged me for food, saying he would eat anything.

Wendell: I'll eat anything! Just give me SOMETHING!

I didn’t have any food on me, but he did say he’ll eat anything. So I tried giving him some yellow pansies.

Wendell: Wh-wh-what is this? I-I-I... I can't eat this!
But you just said…

I felt bad for the big oaf, so I shook a nearby peach tree and gave him a peach. In return, he gave me a “coloring Rover” pattern.

The coloring Rover patten from Wendell in ACCF.

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