Not Dead, in 2022

Yesterday, I went to Lottie’s Island to do some work. I found my former New Leaf resident Vivian there, and she wanted “a gym to dance it out.” As for the outdoors, I gave her some coconut trees, a climbing wall, a yoga mat, and an exercise ball.

The outside of Vivian's vacation house.

Indoors, I used a club wall and club flooring, and a variety of exercise equipment. She can exercise, dance, watch TV…or take a nap.

Vivian's dance/exercise room.

She enjoyed her new vacation home, and Lottie gave me another 6,000 Poki. On the way back to the plane, I spoke with Niko, and he found a message bottle!

Niko: Check out this bottle! I was just walking along the beach, and then... BOOM! Free bottle!

He gave it to me, even though he didn’t know what it was. He wasn’t even familiar with D.I.Y. crafting, but I found a recipe for a glowing-moss stool inside the bottle.

Back in Forest, I went diving and found a scallop. Pascal popped up to ask for it, and he told me that there are two kinds of things in this world:

Pascal: There are two kinds of things: stuff that is an apple, and stuff that is not an apple, maaan.

He then gave me a pearl in exchange for the scallop. I later found Wisp in town. Once I returned his spirits to him, he gave me a milk-glass lamp.

Today, Sasha was sick with a cold. I crafted some medicine for him, and he gave me an ice-hockey uniform.

I listened in on a conversation between Agent S and Admiral, and the squirrel told the bird that she was dying…and then dead.

Agent S: I am--for totally def literally--dying. I am dead, in 2022!
…but not really, right?

Admiral said he was confused by Agent’s use of slang. But oddly enough, he was actually referring to the “in 2022” part. But Agent S somehow talked him into using the catchphrase too. 🤷‍♀️

Nook Shopping had a yacht for sale today, at a steep price of 260,000 bells. I bought it anyway, even though I’m not exactly sure how I’ll use it just yet.

Yacht: 260,000 bells.
Where once there was a yacht,
now it has been bought!

Jolly Redd’s ship was in town today, and he had a nice painting for sale. It was the first time I’ve seen the nice painting for sale in this game, so I bought it. It will arrive in the mail tomorrow.