Jeff's New Horizons Blog

While enjoying some coffee in the Roost on Thursday, Blathers came in. He made the long walk (from the next room over) to get some coffee for himself. 😛

I imagine he needs a lot of coffee, considering he works 24/7. ☕

Yesterday, Beardo told me that when he was a child, he used to put ketchup on everything. Literally everything, even popcorn! Yuck!

Gulliver was in town, so I collected his communicator parts for him. In return, he sent me a tubeteika (hat) in the mail today. I didn’t care for it, so I just sold it.

I also sold my 30 turnips for just 47 bells apiece today, for a total of 1,410 bells. That’s almost nothing, but I didn’t pay a cent for them anyway, so it’s no big deal.

K.K. Slider was in town tonight, and he performed in the rain. He played K.K. Rally for me, Louie, Agent S, and Sasha.

My friend Beth recently drew me and all of my Forest villagers, except for Beardo (leaving him out was my request, haha). I think she did an amazing job, and I love the watercolor-style sky! Maybe Nintendo should make a special sky like that in future games. 🙂 Watercolor Wednesdays or something. 😂

Thank you very much, Beth! 🙂 For those of you who have been around a while, you may remember she also drew my New Leaf villagers back in 2016.

See you all next time!

Ketchup’s birthday was today, and I made sure to attend her party. However, she probably wasn’t amused with her gift: more French fries. 😂🍟

Marina was also at the party, and she wanted to celebrate her friend eight times. 😛

Ketchup said she was so happy that she might explode!

If she did, there would be Ketchup everywhere. Literally.

When I visited Agent S, she was talking about how she feels when she first moves into a new house. She said it feels like someone else’s house at first, but eventually, it turns into home.

I know it’s just a coincidence that she’s saying this after I forced her to renovate her house, but it fits the situation. Hopefully she feels that way about her house now.

Celeste was in town for a meteor shower, and she gave me five star fragments. Static mentioned Celeste’s appearance in town, but his catchphrase made it sound like he was warning me not to question her about the stars. 😛

I posted my latest video today, Wi-Fi Moments #23. It features highlights from my last few online sessions. Please check it out if you’re interested!

On Sunday, I learned some breaking news: Beardo was once an anchorman!

Hmm, he does look a bit like Ron Burgundy with that mustache, now that he mentions it…

K.K. Slider was in town for his rescheduled appearance, and I told him I was in a good mood. So he played K.K. Disco for me…which then ruined my mood (just kidding). Ketchup, Hornsby, and Marina were also there for the show.

On Monday, Beardo mentioned Alex, who visited on Friday night. He really loved Alex’s “stage name.”

He wished he thought of it himself, and I agree. It really describes Beardo well (and not Alex).

Marina asked me for a new catchphrase to replace “oh banana,” which she learned from Louie. I hate when villagers use catchphrases made specifically for someone else, so I changed hers to “eight times.”

Today, Naomi the blue cow was camping at the campsite. I had no interest in inviting her to graze in Forest, so she can keep on mooving.

Label was in town, and she wanted to see me in some formal clothes. She gave me an emblem blazer to use as an example. I went home to change into a vibrant tuxedo, top hat, and wedding shoes. Label loved it, and she gave me some Labelle socks.

I’m working on putting together the next Wi-Fi Moments video, so look for it in the next couple of days! See you again soon!