Funky, Diaper

Yesterday, Tipper the cow was camping at the campsite. She may be nice, but I didn’t have the stomach to tell her I didn’t want her moving in.

Tipper: Well, you're not a shy one, are you? My name's Tipper. How kind of you to stop by.

When I visited Agent S, she told me she had something that would go perfect with my outfit:

Agent S: A diaper!

No offense, Agent S, but that’s a load of crap.

Static heard that people were calling me funky, so he wanted to call me funky too.

Static: I noticed that people 'round here call you funky. And I wanna call you that too.
Maybe I just need to take a shower.

Gulliver was in town, so I dug up his communicator parts for him. In return, he sent me a gift in the mail today: a tam-o’-shanter.

Beth sent me a crescent-moon chair to add to my moon-viewing area. It balances out the (regular) moon, and I like how this area is looking now! Thanks, Beth.

An updated look at my moon-viewing area.

See you all next time.

Senile Beardo

Beardo was sleeping under a tree on the beach yesterday. When I woke him up, he didn’t know who he was. He’s clearly senile and needs to be put in a nursing home. 😉

Beardo: Where am I? Who are you? WHAT'S GOING ON?!

K.K. Slider was in town tonight, and he performed K.K. Reggae. A larger-than-usual crowd showed up for the concert: Me, Apollo, Beardo, Marina, and Ketchup.

K.K. Slider performs for Ketchup, Marina, Beardo, Apollo, and Jeff.

Later on, I made some more changes to my moon-viewing area. I removed the cliffs in the middle, which unfortunately meant taking out a large chunk of the waterfall. But I made up for it by adding some waterfalls on the sides.

My updated moon-viewing area.

I like the changes, but I may not be done just yet.

I didn’t get my video done to post for this weekend, but it should be up in a few days.

See you all next time!

Two Moons

On Tuesday, Gullivarrr the pirate was on the beach. I went diving for his communicator, and I found it on my first dive. He sent me a pirate eye patch in the mail.

I also sold my 30 turnips for 117 bells a pop…only to find the Nooklings were offering 477 bells yesterday. Oof. Of course, when I had such a small quantity, it doesn’t make a huge difference anyway.

Today, Marina told me she had a fight with Bones over something unimportant. She wanted me to deliver a gift, and I agreed to help out.

Marina: I know this is a lot to ask, but could you deliver it today, eight times?
I’ll deliver it once, and that’s it!

I’m getting a lot of mileage out of Marina’s catchphrase lately. 😂 That’s the beauty of a good catchphrase. I need to stop turning down other villagers’ requests for new phrases!

Anyway, Bones really liked the gift (a plasma ball), and he rewarded me with a retro gas pump.

At Forest Fit, I bought this conductor’s cap. It reminded me of Porter.

Olivia: Let's see... It's 1,500 Poki for a conductor's cap.
I’ve been training for this moment.

Back in town, I did a bit of redecorating where I have my hyacinth lamps on the cliff. I made a bit of a moon-viewing area, where you can see the moon and…another moon. Yes, two moons.

My new moon-viewing area.

I like it, but I’m not done with it yet. I think it needs some bamboo trees, because I think it would look great with the moonlight shining through the bamboo. I also want to get rid of the rest of those yellow roses. Those yellow roses were actually leftover from Spectacle Rock two years ago! I just kept them there during (and after) my Animal Crossing cemetery. 😛

As for opening my gate for fireworks, I think I might do that a week from Sunday (on August 21st). It’s not set in stone yet, but that’s the plan so far. The time is to-be-determined, but it will almost definitely be earlier than Friday Night Forest. It may also be the last time I hold Space Race races too, because I may work on something different for September.

In the meantime, I’m working on a new New Horizons Moments video. I’m hoping to post that over the weekend early next week.