Arguing Over Hiccups

On Wednesday, I was disappointed to find a goodbye letter from Octavian in the mail. He squid-daddled without giving me a chance to say goodbye.

Bye, Jeff, Due to circumstances out of my control, I had to move. Yeah, I know. Lame. Now STOP CRYING! Geez! Bye, chump. -Octavian
Goodbye, but I’m sure I’ll sea you again someday.

By yesterday, his replacement had already moved in! It’s Curt the cranky bear, or “Curt the hot-blooded,” as he called himself. I’ve never really cared for Curt.

Curt: I'm Curt the Hot-Blooded.

Today, Whitney was surprised by how late it was (as if 6 p.m. is late), and her jaw dropped. She held this pose for several seconds (until I hit the button), which looked pretty funny. 😆

Whitney, dropping her jaw: Oh, jeez! How'd it get to be 6 o'clock already?

She asked me to deliver a letter to Curt, but then she said never mind (because I didn’t have space for another letter). So I cleaned out some letter space and talked to her again. She again asked me to deliver a letter…but this time it was to Drift, not Curt! So I took the letter over, and Drift let me see it. Whitney actually signed it as “Princess Whitney!” 😆

Oh no, Drift! I write this during one of my walks. It's hard! I eat paella 'cause it has collagen. -Princess Whitney

When I returned to Whitney, she rewarded me with a stone wall.

Saharah was in town today, and I helped her out with two deliveries. I took some carpet packages to Pelly and Blathers. Saharah offered me a music room wall or a music room floor; I took the former.

Curt had all his furniture unpacked today, so I got to take a look at his house. He was watching a game on TV.

The inside of Curt's house.

Outside, I listened in on a conversation between Caroline and Drift. They were arguing about hiccups, of all things!

Caroline: I always get nervous, and then I start to hiccup and I just can't stop!

Caroline hates them, and Drift loves them of course. This is just classic WW/CF era wackiness at its best.

Drift: Whoa! Why would you want to get rid of the hiccups, Caroline?

At Nookington’s, Tom Nook had some special dialogue for me. Even though I’ve seen multiple parts of this story before (so I haven’t mentioned the repeat parts), I don’t think I’ve seen the part I saw today. Tom Nook said that he has given up his dream of opening a select shop in the city. Apparently Sable talked him out of it.

Tom Nook: I was very fortunate to have level-headed Sable there to set me straight...

He values her friendship, but he admitted that her wisdom frustrates him.

Tom Nook: We've been friends for a long time, but her wisdom occasionally frustrates me.

Anyway, Filbert has been sick with a cold lately. So I gave him some medicine yesterday, and then again today.

Have a great weekend, everyone! I’ll see you next time.

Mumble Mumble Mumble

On Wednesday, Octavian assumed that I thought he wants to do nothing but collect seashells. That…hadn’t crossed my mind a single time, but okay, sure.

Octavian: Hey, hon. I bet you think all I wanna do is collect shells.

He said he likes to collect shells, but he insisted that he’s an octopus first and foremost. Octopi can collect and use shells too, so I’m not sure I get his point.

Octavian: But first and foremost, I'm an octopus!

On Thursday, Mom sent an amusing letter about Dad falling out of a tree. 😛

Dear Jeff, Your dad fell out of a tree today. He was shaking the fruit out when bees flew out. I laughed and laughed! -Mom

Pascal was standing by the shore, and he told me it’s really mean to call something fishy. 🐟

Pascal: When you think about it, calling something fishy is really mean, maaannn.
Even if it’s a mermaid?

He handed me an anchor and then dived into the ocean.

Truffles asked me if she looked “crazy cute” in her outfit. I moved the slider towards “Not so much…” and she got mad at me for mumbling.

Truffles: It's always mumble mumble mumble with you.
I’m Not Mumble-ina!

I guess I should have moved the slider all the way to “Not so much” for a clearer response. 😆

Today is La-Di-Day, the day that villagers can sing a song that you can choose as the new town tune. I didn’t ask anyone to sing for me though, because I’m still fairly happy with my current town tune. But villagers still talk about the event, including Filbert.

Filbert: Singing is SOOO fun! Well, not as fun as eating a snack, but what is?

I went down to the Roost to check out the Saturday night show. I asked for a random song, and K.K. Slider performed “Neopolitan” for me.

K.K. All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: Neapolitan!

Have a good night, everyone! I’ll be back again next week. Never Stop Crossing!

Stinky Market

On Wednesday, Whitney was ecstatic about her new outfit. She thought it made her look like she was glowing. 😛

Whitney: Oh, wow! Doesn't this outfit make me look like I'm glowing?

However, this was not the outfit I gave her last week! That was a bunny shirt, and this…is not.

Yesterday was November 1st, and I got my latest bank statement from the postal division at town hall. I earned 66,750 bells for the month. I’m now 2/3 of the way to the maximum monthly payout!

Saharah was in town, and I helped her out again. I took some carpet packages to Tom Nook, Mabel, and Pelly (for Phyllis). She offered me a tropical vista or a daisy meadow.

Saharah: Do you want a tropical vista or a daisy meadow?

I chose the wallpaper, but it didn’t matter. It seems like the items she offer repeat very frequently, and I rarely see anything that I haven’t already acquired from her. Maybe she has a smaller selection of items in this game…because in City Folk, there are items from her I’m still waiting to get, after 16 years!

I shot down a balloon present that contained a lunar lander! I already shot down a space station a few weeks back, and now I’ve shot something off the moon?! 😆

Today, the flea market was underway. I asked Drift about four of his five bugs, and he said they were all off-limits. The whole event seems pointless if the villagers refuse to sell almost everything. (I didn’t ask about his covered wagon.)

Over at Octavian’s house, he told me that all of his stuff has a weird odor.

Octavian: Now, I know my stuff all has a weird kinda odor to it. I'm aware of that!
Interesting approach for a salesman.

But he wanted to know which item was the most stinky. 😛

Octavian: But I need to know which piece is the MOST stinky! Will ya tell me?

His lone outfit (a bone shirt) was the obvious choice, because everything else was just space items. But he told me he wasn’t selling the shirt. And because I didn’t want to take his space stuff he may need to return to his home planet someday, I just left him to stew with his stinky stuff. 😆

Bones was trying to move out of town, but I quickly changed his mind for him.

I headed down to the Roost, where I asked K.K. Slider for a random song. He performed K.K. Cruisin’ for me.

K.K. Slider sings and plays the guitar at the Roost.

After the show, I made a quick stop at Nookington’s and then I went to town hall. I found a classic bed in the recycle bin. Why would anyone throw away a good night’s sleep?

I’ll see you all next time. Goodnight! 🌛