Month: February 2019

Mom sent me an interesting letter in the mail today. She said that she put one of her old sweaters in the dryer and it shrunk. In fact, it shrunk so much that she put it on my old teddy bear! For some reason, I’m picturing it on Mr. Bean’s teddy bear. 😛

Big Top told me how much he loves sea bass. That made me wonder if everything was alright with him. But he suggested a competition to see who could catch one first.

Roald approached me and gave me a free tartan rug. He said I was now an official member of the Roald Club. But that meant I would have to start jogging, because he scorns flabby members! Man, what is with chubby penguins always calling me fat? Puck does the same thing in the GameCube game.

When I visited Margie, she wasn’t officially sick, but she told me she had a sore throat. So she was sucking on a sweet tea lozenge.

Bree was sick with a cold, so I gave her some medicine. How come Margie can get herself a lozenge, but Bree can’t buy her own medicine?

I went fishing, and caught a sea bass for Big Top (after catching not one, but two tires). I took the fish to Big Top, and he was disappointed that he lost the competition. He rewarded me with 500 bells for the sea bass, though.

Jeremiah asked if I had ever eaten shark fin soup. I said no, and he was shocked. He said that was like not living half my life in a pond. 😛

A few other notes:

• It was raining today, so I didn’t have to water any flowers. Whew!
• Kiki tried to move out. I stopped her.
• Crazy Redd had an amazing painting for sale. Not so amazing, because I didn’t need it.
• Jeremiah gave me a free shanty wall.
• I only found one of today’s fossils. That’s the one downside of having green grass again. Less contrast for finding dig spots.

Crazy Redd had a perfect painting for sale today, but of course, I didn’t need it.

Tonight, I listened in on a conversation between Roald and Jeremiah. Roald said that someday, he’s going to fill a pool with lemonade and swim laps while he drinks.

Jeremiah responded that he would rather fill a pool with crème brûlée. Roald did not like that idea.

Jeremiah then said that he doesn’t have a pool, and he wondered if Tom Nook would dig one for him.

Roald said that Tom Nook was too flabby to do that much hard work.

Anyway, I later visited Bree. She told me it was hard work being pretty. I wonder how she found out? Maybe Margie or Rosie told her.

She tried making an analogy about love and affection, comparing them to lemon tea and mango mousse. But I think she got a bit confused somewhere along the way.

And why are lemon-flavored beverages the main topic of discussion today?

Gaston asked if I wanted to have a competition to see who could catch a pond smelt first, and I declined the offer. So he asked if I was an antisocial freak.

And on that pleasant note, I ended my game for the night. See you all next time!

It was snowing in town tonight, and that was a huge relief. That meant I didn’t have to water my (many) wilted flowers.

There was a new Message of the Week posted to the bulletin board: It said advice is easy, but listening is hard. Very true.

Crazy Redd had a worthy painting up for sale, but I didn’t need that one. I can’t wait until I complete my painting collection so I never have to deal with this painting nonsense again. Well, at least not in this game.

I ran into Roald the penguin, and he told me that snow is so lazy that it’s disgusting. I didn’t really understand what he meant.

But then he said something I totally was not expecting. He said it reminded him of me!

Is he trying to get on my bad side? Because it’s working…

When I visited Big Top, I saw that his house was completely empty. He was trying to move out of town! But of course, I made him reconsider.