Lemon Drinks

Crazy Redd had a perfect painting for sale today, but of course, I didn’t need it.

Tonight, I listened in on a conversation between Roald and Jeremiah. Roald said that someday, he’s going to fill a pool with lemonade and swim laps while he drinks.

Roald: Someday, I'm gonna fill a pool with lemonade!
Sorry to break it to you, but if you saw a pool with yellow liquid in it, that was not lemonade…

Jeremiah responded that he would rather fill a pool with crème brûlée. Roald did not like that idea.

Roald: CREME BRULEE?! What kind of sissitude is that?!

Jeremiah then said that he doesn’t have a pool, and he wondered if Tom Nook would dig one for him.

Jeremiah: Do you think Tom Nook would dig one for me, in a pond?

Roald said that Tom Nook was too flabby to do that much hard work.

Anyway, I later visited Bree. She told me it was hard work being pretty. I wonder how she found out? Maybe Margie or Rosie told her.

Bree: Phew! It's not easy being so pretty, cheeseball. It's hard work!

She tried making an analogy about love and affection, comparing them to lemon tea and mango mousse. But I think she got a bit confused somewhere along the way.

Bree: I'd rather have a lot of lemon tea or lemon tea.

And why are lemon-flavored beverages the main topic of discussion today?

Gaston asked if I wanted to have a competition to see who could catch a pond smelt first, and I declined the offer. So he asked if I was an antisocial freak.

Gaston: Hey! Are you some kind of antisocial freak or something?
Maybe.

And on that pleasant note, I ended my game for the night. See you all next time!

3 thoughts on “Lemon Drinks”

  1. A lemonade pool sounds painful since it can get in scratches from nets, axes, pitfalls and shoves and slow, wouldn’t your eyes hurt?
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    1. Yeah, it sounds like it would burn your eyes. Not to mention, you’d be drinking lemonade that’s come in contact with your whole body… No thanks.

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