Month: July 2019

Tonight, Kiki asked if I still had the photo of her that she gave me. Of course I do! She said it was like she gave me a piece of her heart, and I kept it safe and warm. Aww.

I had a chat with Bree, and she told me that she can’t fake-laugh, or fake-cry on command (like Kabuki can).

She continued, saying that she’s not talking trash, because it’s not trash if it’s true. 😂 She then gave me some bamboo flooring for free. Haha, Bree seems almost likable today. Go figure.

Big Top wanted to have a competition to see who could catch a horse mackerel first. It took me a surprisingly long time to catch one, but I still beat Big Top. He tried to say I only won because he wasn’t really trying. Well, he was inside his house the whole time, so I guess that’s true. Even if it was a bit insulting. But he gave me a citrus wall for the fish.

Here’s a quick recap of a few other things tonight:

• Crazy Redd had a perfect painting for sale, but I didn’t need it.
• Kabuki was packed up to move out, but I talked him out of it.
• A message posted to the bulletin board reminded me that the first fireworks festival of the year is coming up on Saturday.

I fished for over an hour, and caught a few valuable bugs I saw on trees during that time too. I made over 100,000 bells on the night, caught five pieces of trash, and…still didn’t find either of the fish I’ve been looking for. I think I’m going to need to try even harder in August.

Teddy accused me of blowing off his training regimen tonight. I responded by asking him “what regimen?” and that confused him and angered him further. When I spoke to him again, he told me to shut my yap and leave. What a rude teddy bear. No wonder he didn’t make it into Toy Story 4.

The latest Message of the Week said that you can catch more bees with honey than with vinegar. And that’s why honey makes a bad moisturizer.

I met Jeremiah’s replacement, and it’s another blue animal whose name starts with J. In fact, it’s Jay.

My new neighbor Jay
is really just okay.
But I would be a liah
If I said he’s as good as Jeremiah.

Kiki showed me a letter she got from someone. It suggests using your net to threaten someone who keeps talking to you. 😀

Rosie decided to give me a new nickname: J-town. I’m surprised she went there. It sounds more like a place, than a person. 😛

When I ran into Kiki again, she showed me another interesting letter. Who is sending her all these things?

When I was done making my rounds, I fished for about an hour and a half. Even though I caught a number of valuable fish and bugs, I still have not found the dorado or blue marlin that I need. I’ll keep trying.

I was quite disappointed to find a goodbye letter from Jeremiah in the mail tonight. He was probably my 3rd-favorite villager in town, behind Kiki and Big Top. And the worst part is that I never got his villager pic, even though I got Bree’s pic last week (and I don’t even like her).

Well, at least I got to enjoy his birthday party with him last week. Hopefully the birthday present I gave him (a beach chair) wasn’t what drove him away. 😛

Teddy told me that he saw Kabuki and Bree gazing into each other’s eyes, but he didn’t know if they were having a staring contest or if something was going on between them. I’m hoping it was just a staring contest. Kabuki surely must have better taste than that.

The latest Message of the Week on the bulletin board said that removing bandages hurts…so we should just leave them on.

I did a lot of fishing tonight, but I didn’t catch either of the fish I needed for the museum. But I still made some good catches, including an arapaima, a hammerhead shark, a barred knifejaw, and a bunch of red snappers. But sadly, no coelacanths, even though it was raining.

I earned about 85,000 bells on the night.