Blue J

Teddy accused me of blowing off his training regimen tonight. I responded by asking him “what regimen?” and that confused him and angered him further. When I spoke to him again, he told me to shut my yap and leave. What a rude teddy bear. No wonder he didn’t make it into Toy Story 4.

Teddy: Shut your yap, talkie! Make like a tree and leave, in a pond!

The latest Message of the Week said that you can catch more bees with honey than with vinegar. And that’s why honey makes a bad moisturizer.

*Message of the Week* You catch more bees with honey than with vinegar. That's why honey makes a poor facial moisturizer.
The bees think it makes for a fun game of Hive-and-Seek.

I met Jeremiah’s replacement, and it’s another blue animal whose name starts with J. In fact, it’s Jay.

Jay: Hey, pleased ta meetcha! I'm Jay!

My new neighbor Jay
is really just okay.
But I would be a liah
If I said he’s as good as Jeremiah.

Kiki showed me a letter she got from someone. It suggests using your net to threaten someone who keeps talking to you. πŸ˜€

Tip of the day: Next time you find you're stuck talking to someone, yell 'Leave me alone!' and take out your net. -Helpful Hint Guy

Rosie decided to give me a new nickname: J-town. I’m surprised she went there. It sounds more like a place, than a person. πŸ˜›

When I ran into Kiki again, she showed me another interesting letter. Who is sending her all these things?

Catch a bug, Kiki? they always say 'take care' when you leave the doctor's office, but if we did, they'd be broke! -A conspiracy theorist

When I was done making my rounds, I fished for about an hour and a half. Even though I caught a number of valuable fish and bugs, I still have not found the dorado or blue marlin that I need. I’ll keep trying.

4 thoughts on “Blue J”

  1. How amazing is that you’re still passionate by all these old versions. I love it ! Keep going !

  2. If it wasn’t Kiki I’d wonder if the net letter was based on personal experience. Who wouldn’t want to talk to her?

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