Fake Crying

Tonight, Kiki asked if I still had the photo of her that she gave me. Of course I do! She said it was like she gave me a piece of her heart, and I kept it safe and warm. Aww.

Kiki: It's like I gave you a little piece of my heart, and you kept it safe and warm!

I had a chat with Bree, and she told me that she can’t fake-laugh, or fake-cry on command (like Kabuki can).

Bree: And, unlike Kabuki, I can't fake-cry on command either...
I may not like you, but at least you’re not one of those manipulative fake-criers. I didn’t realize Kabuki was one, though!

She continued, saying that she’s not talking trash, because it’s not trash if it’s true. 😂 She then gave me some bamboo flooring for free. Haha, Bree seems almost likable today. Go figure.

Bree: Oops! Did that sound like I was talking trash? But...it's not trash if it's true!

Big Top wanted to have a competition to see who could catch a horse mackerel first. It took me a surprisingly long time to catch one, but I still beat Big Top. He tried to say I only won because he wasn’t really trying. Well, he was inside his house the whole time, so I guess that’s true. Even if it was a bit insulting. But he gave me a citrus wall for the fish.

Big Top: The next time we do this, I'm actually gonna try! We'll see who wins then!

Here’s a quick recap of a few other things tonight:

  • Crazy Redd had a perfect painting for sale, but I didn’t need it.
  • Kabuki was packed up to move out, but I talked him out of it.
  • A message posted to the bulletin board reminded me that the first fireworks festival of the year is coming up on Saturday.

I fished for over an hour, and caught a few valuable bugs I saw on trees during that time too. I made over 100,000 bells on the night, caught five pieces of trash, and…still didn’t find either of the fish I’ve been looking for. I think I’m going to need to try even harder in August.

3 thoughts on “Fake Crying”

  1. This song describes Kabuki: Hello, ladies
    When my tear ducts give issue
    I can’t use just any tissue
    I need 4 ply
    4 ply
    4 ply
    When l cry
    Huh!

    wait i should have posted this on the one where he actually cries lol

  2. thank you Jeff, very cool

    no but seriously bro i have to thank you because your videos are so entertaining and your posts are really helpful 😀

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