Kabuki’s Pic

Mom sent me a letter in the mail telling me that the huge tree in the backyard is dead now. Thanks for trying to cheer me up, Mom.

Dear Jeff, Do you remember the huge tree in the backyard? Well, it's dead now. Poor tree. -Love, Mom

At least she attached an apple (a foreign fruit) to the letter. I also received a letter from Wishy the star, and he sent me a modern cabinet.

Benedict found another can of expired food, and he asked me to open it. This time, I declined. So Benedict called me a judgmental jerk!

Benedict: What! That's so mean! J-town, you're a judgmental jerk!

When I visited Victoria, she was talking about her interests…including eating candy.

Victoria: Wait! I'm really not a pig. I just like candy. Is that such a crime?!

And this was one of those times when her catchphrase “I ate it” really fit the situation.

Victoria: There's nothing here for you to take, I ate it!

Kabuki was the last of my villagers that I ran into tonight. And he surprised me by giving me his picture!

Kabuki: Here... Take this picture of me. It's all yours!

I guess I shouldn’t have been too surprised, because he has lived in town for a year and three months. But I just wasn’t expecting it. I took it back to my house. His favorite quote on the back is “Hoo-ha konichiwa!”

My villager photo room, now with Kabuki's pic.

That was my 16th villager picture. It looks like Benedict and Antonio are the only two current villagers whose pictures I don’t have yet. Hmm, maybe I should have opened up Benedict’s gross can of expired food after all. Oh well. See you next time!