Bug in Your Pants

I received a weird letter from Mom in the mail tonight; she said she misses the crunching sound I made when I ate fruit. On the bright side, she sent me a piece of foreign fruit with the letter. But it was a pear, which I already have in town. I also already have apples, and oranges are my native fruit. She needs to send me a cherry or peach next time!

Dear Jeff, Whenever I eat a piece of fruit, I think of you. That crunchy sound you made with every bite. I miss your crunch. -Mom

It was raining pretty heavily in town tonight, and Mathilda was traumatized that she got her clothes all wet. I guess she doesn’t care about her baby getting soaked too…just the outfit.

Mathilda: I got my new outfit all wet! Ugh! The whole ordeal was terribly traumatizing...
…and yet she’s still standing outside in the rain.

She continued talking about clothing, saying that if you don’t care about fashion, you can end up looking like a hobo.

Mathilda: You can end up looking like a hobo. And most people aren't friends with hobos.

When I ran into Goldie, she showed me an odd letter that she received from a secret admirer. Whoever it was, they compared her skin to Muenster cheese sliced in the deli of the heavens. It was as creepy as it was cheesy, but Goldie really seemed to like the letter for some reason.

My dearest Goldie, Your skin is as luminous as Muenster cheese, sliced fresh daily in the deli of the heavens. -Your Secret Admirer

I visited Margie, and she told me that you’re always young at heart when you have a bug in your pants. I’m not so sure about that; it may depend on how the bug got there. 🐛

Margie: You're always young at heart when you've got a bug in your pants!

It was actually her way of asking me to catch a common butterfly. But it was too late at night to catch one, so I declined the request. I need to play earlier in the day at some point. 😛

Bunnie was packed up and ready to move out of town, but I got her to change her mind. I need to earn her villager pic before I let her leave.

See you all next time!

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