Scraggly Cat, Moving Mouse

Yesterday, I got to listen in on a conversation argument between Olivia and Roscoe. Roscoe told Olivia that she looked scraggly and her makeup looked bad. 😂 Yes, he was being quite rude, but since Olivia is often rude to me, I found it rather amusing. She got a taste of her own medicine. 😛

Roscoe: I gotta say, Olivia, you've got a scraggly look going on today...

Of course, she got mad…and Roscoe just stood there laughing in her face. 😂

Today, I found a note in a bottle, and it seemed to be someone’s tax form! Interestingly, they made more in overtime than they did in salary.

Miscalculation. Salary: 28,200 bells. Overtime: 32,600 bells. Income tax: 15,700 bells. Total: 45,100 bells. Keep up the hard work!

Dr. Shrunk was in town, and I decided to ask him for a new emotion. I asked him to teach me fear, and he told me a story about going to the doctor and watching the doctor put on rubber gloves. My new fear replaced my existing blankness…and I’ll never be the same. 😛

Shrunk: Anyhow, you've now forgotten how to express blankness...

When I went in Samson’s house, I saw that he was all packed up and ready to move out. I decided to let him go. He’s not exactly one of my favorites, and I’ve already earned his pic, so I’m fine with letting him move out.

Samson: And to do it, I've gotta move to another town, slacker!

I spoke with Bob, and he told me that he just loves sea bass. And he wasn’t even being sarcastic!

Bob: I'll show you just how much I love the sea bass!

He wanted to have a competition to see who could catch one first, and I agreed to the challenge. Not only are sea bass pretty easy to catch, but even if you catch a large ocean fish that’s not a sea bass, then you’re probably catching a fish that’s worth a decent chunk of change.

And that’s exactly what happened: In my first two attempts, I caught a red snapper and a football fish. They’re both semi-valuable fish worth at least a couple thousand bells each. I then caught a sea bass, and Bob gave me 510 bells for it. Not bad. 👍

I’ll see you all next time. Happy holidays! 🎄