It’s Cone!

I shelled out 320 bells for a traffic cone at Nookington’s tonight. Why? Because it’s Wolfgang’s birthday, and I wanted to buy him something cheap nice. 😆 I headed over to his party and handed him the gift.

Wolfgang: Hey! Look at that! A traffic cone!
It’s cone!

He said he didn’t particularly want it or not want it. 😛 But Wolfgang returned the favor by offering me his stool in return!

Wolfgang: So I want you to have my stool in return, snarrrl.

Bones was also at the party, and he seemed to be feeling more festive than Wolfgang himself.

Bones: Come on, let's wish Wolfgang a happy birthday!
Okay, fine. Happy birthday, Wolfgang!

Dotty was sick with a cold tonight, so I gave her a dose of medicine.

At the Roost, K.K. Slider was performing. I told him I didn’t have any requests, so he played K.K. Calypso for me. I enjoyed the song.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Calypso!

Drift was all packed up and ready to move out of town, but I talked him out of it. Well, he said he lost his passport, so he couldn’t travel. 😛

If you haven’t seen my latest Wild World episode (#60), here it is:

See you next time!

Lump of Lunch Meat

Thursday night, Peanut wanted to have a competition to see who could catch a cricket first. Since crickets are common, and since they were actually out at the time, I agreed to the challenge. It didn’t take me long to find one, and Peanut wasn’t happy that I caught one so quickly. 😛

Peanut: This is so uncool, unfun, and uncute, hulaaaa!

But she did keep her word and give me a prize for winning: an exquisite rug.

Wolfgang asked me to deliver a gift to Caroline, so I took the package to her. It was a security shirt, and Caroline wasn’t thrilled with it. When I told Wolfgang the news, he said the gift went over like a lump of lunch meat. 😆 I never would have thought to put it that way, but I like that crazy analogy.

Wolfgang: what?! The gift went over like a lump of lunch meat?

Wolfgang rewarded me with a parquet floor.

At 10:07 p.m., I shot down Gulliver’s UFO for the second time this month. The UFO didn’t nearly crash on anyone’s head this time, but there was still something interesting that happened. After I got done talking with Gulliver, one of the UFO parts spawned right under my feet! I didn’t move an inch, I just found myself standing on it as soon as Gulliver’s speech bubble closed. Definitely the easiest UFO part to find, ever. 😆

A UFO part spawns right at my feet.

After I found the rest of the UFO parts, I returned them to Gulliver in exchange for a Metroid. It’s a good item, but I’ve already earned two of them before. I don’t have enough storage, so I just sold this one.

Tonight, K.K. Slider was in town. I headed down to the Roost for his show, and he performed K.K. March for me. I generally don’t think of that song as being particularly good, but it sounded better than I expected. Not bad at all. K.K. hit all of his notes. 🎶

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. March!

Mitzi was trying to move out of town, but I spoke with her repeatedly until she finally reconsidered.

Matching Skulls

Yesterday, Saharah was in town, and she wanted me to make some deliveries for her. So I took some wallpaper to Blathers, and some carpeting to Mabel. They were both happy to receive their orders.

Mabel: Wow, thanks so much! You're too sweet!

When I returned to Saharah, she offered me an ancient wall or a closed road. I’ve already received both of them before, so I just picked one (the closed road).

Saharah: Do you want an ancient wall or a closed road?

Eloise was telling me another story about a former boyfriend, and he told her that she’d be happier without him. Eloise agreed. 😆

Eloise: 'I think you'd be a lot happier without me.' Yeah, that's right, jerko! I AM!

Today, I had a chat with Drift. Since La-Di-Day is coming up, he told me that he was confident his song “The Muscle Hustle” would be chosen as the town tune. 😆

Drift: This is the year, man! This is FINALLY the year for The Muscle Hustle!
Weird flex, but ok.

Dotty told me she was going to give me a book called “Cotton Swabs: Revealed,” but she ultimately couldn’t find it. 😛

Dotty: It's this book called Cotton Swabs: Revealed! It's a best seller!

Mitzi was still sick with a cold, so I gave her some medicine yesterday and today. She’s been sick for two weeks now, so she needs to get over it already. 😛

Eloise asked me to deliver a gift to Wolfgang, and it turned out to be a skull shirt. That’s the same thing I was wearing, so we had matching skulls!

Wolfgang: I think I'm gonna have to try this bad boy on... Not bad at all, snarrrl!

Eloise rewarded me with a sleigh. Ho ho ho.