Whale of a Tale

Thursday, I shot down Gulliver’s UFO. It was my 40th UFO shot down in Wild World!

An unidentified object has crashed in our town!

When I spoke with Filbert, he told me that my face reminds him of some frothy chamomile tea. Never stop being weird, Filbert.

Filbert: ...You know, your face kinda reminds me of that sweet, frothy chamomile tea...

Once I gathered up the five missing UFO parts for Gulliver, I took them back to him. He rewarded me with some chocolates. It was my third time getting chocolates from him, so I didn’t really need them. But I guess it is kinda fitting to get chocolates during Christmas week, so thanks, Gulliver! (Just give me the tribal mask next time!)

Yesterday, I saw a large fish shadow in the ocean. I got my fishing rod out and caught myself a big tuna.

I caught a tuna! And I'm not talking canned!

Truffles told me that Tom Nook saves bells like I wouldn’t believe; she said he’s neurotic! I don’t think that’s the right word, though. Maybe he’s frugal or greedy, sure.

Truffles: Boy, that Tom Nook... He saves bells like you WOULD NOT BELIEVE! He's neurotic!

Well, Truffles, let me explain it in a way that you might relate to. Maybe he’s just a pig with money, and he hogs all the bells for himself. He brings home the bacon and keeps it there! Oh, and you should see his pork-folio! (He even owns a bunch of Ham-azon stock.) 🐖

Tonight, Drift said that seeing people jogging on sandy beaches reminds him of the days when he used to bench-press killer whales!

Drift: Man, it takes me back! I used to bench-press killer whales, rrrrribbit!

Yeah, right! That’s a whale of a tale. He’s drifting far from the truth; that’s probably the least believable thing he’s ever said.

I later listened in on a conversation between my squirrels, Filbert and Caroline. It started out with Filbert asking Caroline if she liked him.

Caroline: Of course! I like you. We are friends, after all, on my Wii.

But then it got weird. Caroline called him unambitious, Filbert claimed he made a cape to become Fashion Lad, Caroline swore to defend scrunchies to the death, Caroline challenged him to a fight, and Filbert said Caroline is pretty enough to get away with wearing any sort of atrocious fashion. It was wild. 😆

Filbert: Huh?! Well, you're so pretty, it doesn't matter what atrocious thing you wear.

At the Roost, I asked K.K. Slider to play a song for me. He performed K.K. Dixie, which isn’t one of my favorites, but it was alright.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Dixie!

If you’re looking for a video to watch, even though it’s not Wild World, I posted a new City Folk Moments video today. Check it out, and have a good weekend and New Year! See you next time!