Thursday, I shot down Gulliver’s UFO. It was my 40th UFO shot down in Wild World!

When I spoke with Filbert, he told me that my face reminds him of some frothy chamomile tea. Never stop being weird, Filbert.

Once I gathered up the five missing UFO parts for Gulliver, I took them back to him. He rewarded me with some chocolates. It was my third time getting chocolates from him, so I didn’t really need them. But I guess it is kinda fitting to get chocolates during Christmas week, so thanks, Gulliver! (Just give me the tribal mask next time!)
Yesterday, I saw a large fish shadow in the ocean. I got my fishing rod out and caught myself a big tuna.

Truffles told me that Tom Nook saves bells like I wouldn’t believe; she said he’s neurotic! I don’t think that’s the right word, though. Maybe he’s frugal or greedy, sure.

Well, Truffles, let me explain it in a way that you might relate to. Maybe he’s just a pig with money, and he hogs all the bells for himself. He brings home the bacon and keeps it there! Oh, and you should see his pork-folio! (He even owns a bunch of Ham-azon stock.)
Tonight, Drift said that seeing people jogging on sandy beaches reminds him of the days when he used to bench-press killer whales!

Yeah, right! That’s a whale of a tale. He’s drifting far from the truth; that’s probably the least believable thing he’s ever said.
I later listened in on a conversation between my squirrels, Filbert and Caroline. It started out with Filbert asking Caroline if she liked him.

But then it got weird. Caroline called him unambitious, Filbert claimed he made a cape to become Fashion Lad, Caroline swore to defend scrunchies to the death, Caroline challenged him to a fight, and Filbert said Caroline is pretty enough to get away with wearing any sort of atrocious fashion. It was wild.

At the Roost, I asked K.K. Slider to play a song for me. He performed K.K. Dixie, which isn’t one of my favorites, but it was alright.

If you’re looking for a video to watch, even though it’s not Wild World, I posted a new City Folk Moments video today. Check it out, and have a good weekend and New Year! See you next time!