La-Di-Day is coming up on Saturday, and Whitney told me that she wishes that the event lasted longer than a day. She said they should let her sing at least until dawn. 
Yesterday, Drift asked me if I have someone hold my feet down when I do sit-ups. He wished he had someone to hold his feet down…or his head?!
How could you possibly do a sit-up if someone was holding your head down?? 
What a weird frog.
Tank and Curt were having a discussion about La-Di-Day and the town tune. Curt was sick of people singing cute songs.
Tank suggested having heavy metal as the town tune, and Curt agreed. 
Of course, the notes of a song alone don’t determine the genre of music, but they’re not going to listen to that. I let them have their metal moment. 
Moments later, I shot down Gulliver’s UFO!
I helped Gulliver out by gathering the five missing parts of his ship. In return, he gave me a mermaid statue (for the third time).
Today, Caroline was telling me that sometimes she likes to be treated meanly.
She said she’s a bad person, and she even spits in her customers’ fast food when they’re not looking! 
That’s really eye-opening…which is quite a feat, considering how huge Caroline’s eyes are. 
Truffles has been sick with a cold this week, so I gave her some medicine Wednesday, yesterday, and again today.
I don’t want to see your barf on the floor (or anywhere else). So get well soon!
