Blue J

Teddy accused me of blowing off his training regimen tonight. I responded by asking him “what regimen?” and that confused him and angered him further. When I spoke to him again, he told me to shut my yap and leave. What a rude teddy bear. No wonder he didn’t make it into Toy Story 4.

Teddy: Shut your yap, talkie! Make like a tree and leave, in a pond!

The latest Message of the Week said that you can catch more bees with honey than with vinegar. And that’s why honey makes a bad moisturizer.

*Message of the Week* You catch more bees with honey than with vinegar. That's why honey makes a poor facial moisturizer.
The bees think it makes for a fun game of Hive-and-Seek.

I met Jeremiah’s replacement, and it’s another blue animal whose name starts with J. In fact, it’s Jay.

Jay: Hey, pleased ta meetcha! I'm Jay!

My new neighbor Jay
is really just okay.
But I would be a liah
If I said he’s as good as Jeremiah.

Kiki showed me a letter she got from someone. It suggests using your net to threaten someone who keeps talking to you. 😀

Tip of the day: Next time you find you're stuck talking to someone, yell 'Leave me alone!' and take out your net. -Helpful Hint Guy

Rosie decided to give me a new nickname: J-town. I’m surprised she went there. It sounds more like a place, than a person. 😛

When I ran into Kiki again, she showed me another interesting letter. Who is sending her all these things?

Catch a bug, Kiki? they always say 'take care' when you leave the doctor's office, but if we did, they'd be broke! -A conspiracy theorist

When I was done making my rounds, I fished for about an hour and a half. Even though I caught a number of valuable fish and bugs, I still have not found the dorado or blue marlin that I need. I’ll keep trying.

Frog-Gone It!

I was quite disappointed to find a goodbye letter from Jeremiah in the mail tonight. He was probably my 3rd-favorite villager in town, behind Kiki and Big Top. And the worst part is that I never got his villager pic, even though I got Bree’s pic last week (and I don’t even like her).

Oh, by the way, Jeff, Oh, hey! When I moved out of Forest, I took a tile from the plaza... Was Tortimer mad? I'm nervous! -Jeremiah

Well, at least I got to enjoy his birthday party with him last week. Hopefully the birthday present I gave him (a beach chair) wasn’t what drove him away. 😛

Teddy told me that he saw Kabuki and Bree gazing into each other’s eyes, but he didn’t know if they were having a staring contest or if something was going on between them. I’m hoping it was just a staring contest. Kabuki surely must have better taste than that.

Teddy: Hey, I saw Kabuki and Bree gazing into each other's eyes...

The latest Message of the Week on the bulletin board said that removing bandages hurts…so we should just leave them on.

*Message of the Week* Removing bandages hurts. Leave them on!
Forever?

I did a lot of fishing tonight, but I didn’t catch either of the fish I needed for the museum. But I still made some good catches, including an arapaima, a hammerhead shark, a barred knifejaw, and a bunch of red snappers. But sadly, no coelacanths, even though it was raining.

I earned about 85,000 bells on the night.

Bree’s Pic

Yesterday (July 8th) was Jeremiah’s birthday, so I started up the game so that I could attend his birthday party. I gave him a beach chair that I bought at Nookington’s for his birthday present. He didn’t exactly seem thrilled with it, but he said he’d be happy with any gift…even a soggy peanut.

Jeremiah: Well, I'd be happy just to receive a soggy peanut, so this'll do!

He gave me a range to thank me for the present. Rosie was also at the party, so I spoke with her as well. But oddly enough, she kept looking at Jeremiah for the entire time I was talking to her!

Rosie: Well, let's get this Jeremiah party started, silly!

Weddings, not birthdays, were on Big Top’s mind. He said that weddings are so fun, because of the great food. And then he said that he wanted to get married soon! Food is probably not the best reason to get married, big guy.

Big Top: Man, I want to get married soon, villain.

While I was in the northern part of town, I heard a UFO! I quickly got my slingshot out and ran to the east. But I was just a few seconds too late; it flew over the border and out of town. I believe this was my third UFO encounter, and I still haven’t shot one down yet. But this one was the closest I’ve come so far.

Gulliver's UFO flies in the skies over Forest in Animal Crossing: Wild World.

I went fishing and bug-catching, and I scored a number of valuable catches. When I took my money to the bank at town hall, I noticed that I had saved up a million bells…so I used it to make my next Boondox donation!

Pelly: What?! 1,000,000 bells?! Goodness! ...My apologies! You just shocked me a bit...

Even though I still need to donate a whopping four million more bells before I can get the rainbow feather, I figured that donating in million bell chunks is a good way to do it.

Today, I received a letter back from Boondox. Apparently, an eagle from Boondox is taking a cruise around the world.

Dear Jeff, An eagle I know is taking a trip around the world! She's not flying, though. She's taking a cruise! -From Boondox

As I was standing outside of town hall, Bree approached me and, to my surprise, gave me her picture!

Bree: Let's start some! OK, what you gotta do is take this picture of me. Cute, huh?

I didn’t particularly want her picture, to be honest. But I guess I’ll take it. I took it home to take a look at it.

Bree's pic among other villager pics in Jeff's ACWW house.

Bree’s favorite quote made her sound a bit greedy, but I’d expect no less from her. 😛