Margie’s News

I spoke with Margie tonight, and she told me she had some horrible news! Oh no!

Margie: Mayor, I have the most horrible news, baconballs!

But I was surprised by what she said next: Big Top and Teddy are getting along too well. Uh…okay?

Margie: Big Top and Teddy are getting along way too well!
THAT is the horrible news???

Apparently she’s just jealous of their friendship…and being a little over-dramatic.

Crazy Redd had a perfect painting for sale tonight, and it was perfectly predictable that I didn’t need it.

Jeremiah asked me for a new greeting to replace “baconballs.” I was happy to help, because I’m sick of hearing that phrase from so many villagers lately. And that phrase was originally intended for Curly, who no longer lives in town. Anyway, I tried to tell Jeremiah to say “I eat flies,” but that was too long. So I changed it to “eat a fly.”

Jeremiah: So...you think I should say Eat a fly instead?

Kabuki wanted me to buy “something good” for 3,000 bells. I don’t like wasting my money on mystery items, especially at that price. It’s never worth it, so I declined. Fortunately, he then gave me the item for free. It was a weight bench.

Kabuki: Look, if it's so worthless, why don't you just take it, meooo-OH!

After making my rounds, I collected up a bunch of foreign fruit (apples and pears) to sell at the store. I haven’t done much of that since paying off all my debts. I’m still a longgggg way from having enough money for my next Boondox donation, but I figured I better get started selling fruit or it’ll take me years to do it.

Note: I’ve added a link to my 11 ACWW Exlusive Features video to the blog menu. I feel it’s a good thing for any Wild World fans (past or present) to have easy access to. See you next time!

Jeremiah’s Scary Story

Teddy told me he’s been having some problems with his muscles clenching up lately. He said he couldn’t bear to miss any workouts.

Teddy: I can't BEAR to miss any workouts 'cause of this! Get it?

Rosie was being unusually rude tonight. She said I was boring, and she told me to stop boring her! She wanted to visit my house, but I declined her request.

Rosie: I'm bored! Talking to you is boring. STOP BORING ME! ...Wait, J-bot!

Jeremiah asked me if I wanted to hear a “scary story,” and I said yes. So he said that putting java into grilled salmon produces the flavor of lemon ice!

Jeremiah: Putting java into grilled salmon...
Jeremiah: Produces the flavor of lemon ice, baconballs!

Yeah, I don’t think that’s true. It sounds fishy. 😉 And I’m definitely not going to give it a try. 😛

Crazy Redd had the lovely painting for sale, but I didn’t need it.

Big Top tried to move out of town again, and I changed his mind for him.

Kabuki Moves In

When I spoke with Big Top tonight, he was saying “I love you, I love you not…” over and over. I thought he was talking about me, but apparently he loves green peppers…not.

Big Top: I love green peppers not.
We have something in common.

As I tried to walk past Big Top’s house a moment later, Teddy was blocking the way. I pushed my way through, and I upset him! I wasn’t trying to be rude, but he wouldn’t let me pass!

If you don't stop pushin' me, I'll be forced to break out the bicep cannons!

Crazy Redd had a scary painting for sale this week; I didn’t need it.

Jeremiah asked me for a new catchphrase to replace “in a pond,” so I told him to say “frogger” instead.

Jeremiah: Cool! From now on, I'm gonna say frogger when I swoop into a room!

Bree told me I didn’t have a distinct personal style, so she said I should form a band and play samba music for her to dance to! So how would that be my personal style if it’s just what she wants?

Bree: You should form a band and play samba for me to dance to.

Gaston’s replacement has moved into town, and it’s Kabuki the cat. I like Kabuki in general, but he did seem a bit rude as I introduced myself to him.

Kabuki: Look, I wanna get this whole thing over with! So just stay outta my way!

Sometimes the Wild World versions of characters are less likable than the versions in other games, so I’ll have to see if that holds true with Kabuki or not. But I’ll try not to let this first impression ruin things; I’ll give him a chance.