Biggest Couple

La-Di-Day was today, and many of my villagers were talking about singing a new town tune. However, none of them actually sang a song for me, so no changes were made. 😛

Bud: No WAY this husky voice of mine isn't gonna make the new town tune, maaan!When I visited Big Top, I saw that his house was completely empty again. That’s because he was thinking about moving out of town. But fortunately, I was able to get him to reconsider on my first attempt.

Big Top: Wow, I wasn't expecting that response... Maybe I'll think it over once more.I went to see Rosie, and she was gossiping about Big Top and Kiki. Apparently they’re one of 2018’s biggest couples. Who knew?

Rosie: You know Big Top and Kiki?Rosie: They're one of 2018's biggest couples, according to Ms. Nintendique, right?Rosie: Well, lemme tell you, biggest doesn't always mean the best, silly.

I ran past Bud again, and he pinged me. But I don’t know why he pinged me, because he had nothing to say.

Bud: ...Look, I told you I might have nothing to say to you, and I meant it!The latest “Talking to Myself” post on the bulletin board is about the author being called a librarian as a kid. 😛

-Talking to Myself- When I was little, kids called me the librarian, but I'm not a librarian! Kids can be so cruel...At town hall, I made a 30,000 bell mortgage payment. I then wrapped up my night with some music at the Roost. K.K. Slider performed K.K. Calypso for me.

Phony Lisa

Baabara has previously told me about her anniversaries with fried catfish and shark fin soup. But today, she said it was her anniversary with fish fricassee. It’s clear that she’s lying about all these anniversaries; they’re just fish stories.

Baabara: Hey, gorgeous, today is my anniversary with fish fricassee!

Crazy Redd was in town, and he had a famous painting (Mona Lisa) for sale. I bought it, but Blathers told me that it was a counterfeit once again. I should call it a Phony Lisa.

Blathers: In other words, it is a forged painting, not an original. Yes, verily!

The latest Message of the Week on the bulletin board is actually pretty dark. It says give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. But if you give a fish a man, he’ll eat for weeks!

*Message of the Week* Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!
Maybe I should’ve used myself as bait.

Kiki was still sick, so I bought some medicine for her once again.

Kiki takes her medicine.

After fishing for a little while, I went to town hall and made a 30,000 bell mortgage payment. I now owe exactly 200,000 more bells. I figure I should be fully debt-free within a month or so. See you next time!

Rosie’s Birthday

The winter’s last snowman, who I built on Saturday, sent me a snowman lamp in the mail. I put it in my main room with the rest of my snowman set. I used it to replace the candle I had in the corner; now I can just use the lamp instead. I guess I’ll have to wait a while before I can complete the set, though. 😛

The snowman lamp in the corner of the room. I'm hiding behind the sofa.
I’m hiding.

Curly wanted to move out of town, but I bugged him until he agreed to reconsider.

Crazy Redd was in town, as he is on most Tuesdays, and he had a worthy painting for sale. But I already had that one. It seems like Redd isn’t being very helpful to me lately.

When I visited Rosie, I was a bit surprised to see Big Top was also there. It’s Rosie’s birthday! I didn’t plan ahead, so at first, I was afraid that I didn’t have any furniture to give her. But then I saw I had the candle in my pockets. It sounds like a cheap gift (and it is), but I figured she could put it on her birthday cake…if she had one. 😛

Rosie: Like, no way! NO WAY! A candle?!

I thought that was a bad reaction at first. But it turned out that she really seemed to like it! She gave me a regal dresser in return, and she said we’re gonna be BFFs.

Rosie: We're gonna be BFF, silly!

The latest Message of the Week said that “maybe” is a good answer…but not on a test. Very true.

*Message of the Week* Maybe is a good answer. But not on a test.

Baabara asked me for some new clothes, so I gave her a scale armor suit that I had in my pockets from somewhere. Not only did Baabara refuse, but she said that her scale armor suit would look better on me! If you refuse it, then it’s not yours! How rude!

Baabara: I really think that my scale armor suit would look better on you.When I visited Rhonda, she also asked me for some clothes. I gave her the scale armor suit, and she was very grateful. She loved it, and she gave me 500 bells in return.

Rhonda: Whoa! Thanks, bigfoot! That's so nice of you! I'm going to try it on right now!While walking around outside, I saw a very large fish shadow in the river. I fished it out, and it was a stringfish! Wow! My first one took me forever, but this one came quick with no effort at all! Yay!

I completely rock! YIPPEEEEEE!Just one minute later, Bud approached me. He wanted the stringfish. Normally that’s a bad thing…but not this time. He offered me over 23,000 bells for it! That’s over 8,000 bells more than Tom Nook pays for it! Good deal!

Bud: Here! 23,490 bells for you, maaan!Kiki was sick with a cold, so I took her some medicine. Fortunately, the shop was open this time. 😛 She started to feel better right away. Unless she was lying to me. Nah, Kiki wouldn’t lie to me.

Before wrapping up my game for the night, I went to town hall. I made a hefty mortgage payment of 55,000 bells. Just 230,000 more bells to go! See you all next time.