Gossip For Gossip

Crazy Redd was in town today, and he had a scary painting for sale. However, I didn’t need that one. Redd is starting to feel really useless to me lately. 😛

Hopper asked me for a new greeting, and I told him to say “Like my brows?”

Hopper: Like my brows?

I enjoyed the new Message of the Week on the bulletin board: “Find a penny, pick it up. Waste of time, man.”

*Message of the Week* Find a penny, pick it up. Waste of time, man.

Baabara was in her house tonight, which is a bit unusual. She asked me if I had any new gossip for her…

Baabara: So, got any juicy gossip for me, shear me?The first option to reply to her was to ask her if she had any gossip. 😛

Got any gossip?

With the ground being dark (since the snow has melted and also because I generally play at night), it’s been hard to find the dig spots around town again. I only found one of the fossils tonight…and I only “found” the pitfall because I fell into it. 😛

Since it was raining in town, I went fishing to try to catch a coelacanth to sell. Unfortunately, I didn’t have any luck. I did catch a couple of red snappers, though. By the end of the night, I was able to make a 40,000 bell mortgage payment at town hall.

One last note: My next Wild World video (Ep. 13) will be coming later this week. It’ll show some of the highlights of the past two months.

Biggest Couple

La-Di-Day was today, and many of my villagers were talking about singing a new town tune. However, none of them actually sang a song for me, so no changes were made. 😛

Bud: No WAY this husky voice of mine isn't gonna make the new town tune, maaan!When I visited Big Top, I saw that his house was completely empty again. That’s because he was thinking about moving out of town. But fortunately, I was able to get him to reconsider on my first attempt.

Big Top: Wow, I wasn't expecting that response... Maybe I'll think it over once more.I went to see Rosie, and she was gossiping about Big Top and Kiki. Apparently they’re one of 2018’s biggest couples. Who knew?

Rosie: You know Big Top and Kiki?Rosie: They're one of 2018's biggest couples, according to Ms. Nintendique, right?Rosie: Well, lemme tell you, biggest doesn't always mean the best, silly.

I ran past Bud again, and he pinged me. But I don’t know why he pinged me, because he had nothing to say.

Bud: ...Look, I told you I might have nothing to say to you, and I meant it!The latest “Talking to Myself” post on the bulletin board is about the author being called a librarian as a kid. 😛

-Talking to Myself- When I was little, kids called me the librarian, but I'm not a librarian! Kids can be so cruel...At town hall, I made a 30,000 bell mortgage payment. I then wrapped up my night with some music at the Roost. K.K. Slider performed K.K. Calypso for me.

Phony Lisa

Baabara has previously told me about her anniversaries with fried catfish and shark fin soup. But today, she said it was her anniversary with fish fricassee. It’s clear that she’s lying about all these anniversaries; they’re just fish stories.

Baabara: Hey, gorgeous, today is my anniversary with fish fricassee!

Crazy Redd was in town, and he had a famous painting (Mona Lisa) for sale. I bought it, but Blathers told me that it was a counterfeit once again. I should call it a Phony Lisa.

Blathers: In other words, it is a forged painting, not an original. Yes, verily!

The latest Message of the Week on the bulletin board is actually pretty dark. It says give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. But if you give a fish a man, he’ll eat for weeks!

*Message of the Week* Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!
Maybe I should’ve used myself as bait.

Kiki was still sick, so I bought some medicine for her once again.

Kiki takes her medicine.

After fishing for a little while, I went to town hall and made a 30,000 bell mortgage payment. I now owe exactly 200,000 more bells. I figure I should be fully debt-free within a month or so. See you next time!