Mumble Mumble Mumble

On Wednesday, Octavian assumed that I thought he wants to do nothing but collect seashells. That…hadn’t crossed my mind a single time, but okay, sure.

Octavian: Hey, hon. I bet you think all I wanna do is collect shells.

He said he likes to collect shells, but he insisted that he’s an octopus first and foremost. Octopi can collect and use shells too, so I’m not sure I get his point.

Octavian: But first and foremost, I'm an octopus!

On Thursday, Mom sent an amusing letter about Dad falling out of a tree. 😛

Dear Jeff, Your dad fell out of a tree today. He was shaking the fruit out when bees flew out. I laughed and laughed! -Mom

Pascal was standing by the shore, and he told me it’s really mean to call something fishy. 🐟

Pascal: When you think about it, calling something fishy is really mean, maaannn.
Even if it’s a mermaid?

He handed me an anchor and then dived into the ocean.

Truffles asked me if she looked “crazy cute” in her outfit. I moved the slider towards “Not so much…” and she got mad at me for mumbling.

Truffles: It's always mumble mumble mumble with you.
I’m Not Mumble-ina!

I guess I should have moved the slider all the way to “Not so much” for a clearer response. 😆

Today is La-Di-Day, the day that villagers can sing a song that you can choose as the new town tune. I didn’t ask anyone to sing for me though, because I’m still fairly happy with my current town tune. But villagers still talk about the event, including Filbert.

Filbert: Singing is SOOO fun! Well, not as fun as eating a snack, but what is?

I went down to the Roost to check out the Saturday night show. I asked for a random song, and K.K. Slider performed “Neopolitan” for me.

K.K. All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: Neapolitan!

Have a good night, everyone! I’ll be back again next week. Never Stop Crossing!

Stinky Market

On Wednesday, Whitney was ecstatic about her new outfit. She thought it made her look like she was glowing. 😛

Whitney: Oh, wow! Doesn't this outfit make me look like I'm glowing?

However, this was not the outfit I gave her last week! That was a bunny shirt, and this…is not.

Yesterday was November 1st, and I got my latest bank statement from the postal division at town hall. I earned 66,750 bells for the month. I’m now 2/3 of the way to the maximum monthly payout!

Saharah was in town, and I helped her out again. I took some carpet packages to Tom Nook, Mabel, and Pelly (for Phyllis). She offered me a tropical vista or a daisy meadow.

Saharah: Do you want a tropical vista or a daisy meadow?

I chose the wallpaper, but it didn’t matter. It seems like the items she offer repeat very frequently, and I rarely see anything that I haven’t already acquired from her. Maybe she has a smaller selection of items in this game…because in City Folk, there are items from her I’m still waiting to get, after 16 years!

I shot down a balloon present that contained a lunar lander! I already shot down a space station a few weeks back, and now I’ve shot something off the moon?! 😆

Today, the flea market was underway. I asked Drift about four of his five bugs, and he said they were all off-limits. The whole event seems pointless if the villagers refuse to sell almost everything. (I didn’t ask about his covered wagon.)

Over at Octavian’s house, he told me that all of his stuff has a weird odor.

Octavian: Now, I know my stuff all has a weird kinda odor to it. I'm aware of that!
Interesting approach for a salesman.

But he wanted to know which item was the most stinky. 😛

Octavian: But I need to know which piece is the MOST stinky! Will ya tell me?

His lone outfit (a bone shirt) was the obvious choice, because everything else was just space items. But he told me he wasn’t selling the shirt. And because I didn’t want to take his space stuff he may need to return to his home planet someday, I just left him to stew with his stinky stuff. 😆

Bones was trying to move out of town, but I quickly changed his mind for him.

I headed down to the Roost, where I asked K.K. Slider for a random song. He performed K.K. Cruisin’ for me.

K.K. Slider sings and plays the guitar at the Roost.

After the show, I made a quick stop at Nookington’s and then I went to town hall. I found a classic bed in the recycle bin. Why would anyone throw away a good night’s sleep?

I’ll see you all next time. Goodnight! 🌛

Scary Genes

On Wednesday, I had a chat with Filbert just outside of the museum. He was talking about Blathers and Celeste, and how they look so much alike.

Filbert: The two of them look so much alike, it's crazy.

He said that genes are really scary sometimes. 😆

Filbert: Genes are really scary sometimes, yip yip.
Wait until you meet Timmy and Tommy.

Today, I noticed that Caroline was croaking. She was saying “rrrrribbit” as her catchphrase! Maybe her genes are scary too, turning her into a frog? 😆 Just kidding; she must have learned this from Drift.

Caroline: Anyway, did you need something, rrrrribbit?

It just feels so wrong for Caroline to be saying this. 😆

Truffles asked me to deliver a letter to Filbert, and of course I helped out. Filbert didn’t understand why I was delivering it, wondering if Truffles was too lazy to do it herself. (Yes, she is.)

Filbert: What's up with that? Was Truffles too lazy to do it, yip yip?
Yip yip, indeed.

But he showed me the letter she sent him. Not only did Truffles call Filbert “supercutie,” but she signed the letter as the “it” girl. 😆

To supercutie Filbert,

When I returned to Truffles, she stonewalled me! No, literally. She gave me a stone wall. 😆

Whitney asked me for some new clothes, so I had that request in mind when I saw Gracie was here. I normally ignore Gracie when she’s in town, but I decided to take her fashion quiz this time.

Gracie: Show me how saucy and savvy you really are! Here's your first question!

As always, I try to answer the questions how I imagine Gracie would answer them herself. She handed me a card with my result…but before I could read it, she said this.

Gracie: Darling... You have to start with hygiene!

I thought that didn’t bode well for my rating, but I actually did earn a fashionista badge regardless. I then paid 5,000 for a new outfit, and this is what she did to me:

Trying on a sandwich shirt and an afro wig.

It was a sandwich shirt and an afro wig. I thought about giving the sandwich shirt to Whitney, but I then decided to keep it on for myself. It’s been a while since I’ve changed outfits, after all. I did not keep the wig on, though.

When I went to Whitney’s house, I gave her my old bunny shirt. She gave conflicting statements about whether she liked it or not, but she put it on regardless.

Whitney: Wow! Who knew that you had such great taste in clothes, snappy!
Whitney: ...Well, I guess you deserve a reward anyway.

Waffling Whitney rewarded me with 510 bells.

Anyway, I posted my latest video episode this week, Episode 70. It includes me pitfalling Eloise, and other events of the past month…along with additional puns that weren’t in the blog. Check it out if you haven’t already.

Have a great weekend, everyone!