Month: June 2023

Zelda games have some creepy characters sometimes, and it’s not limited to enemies. I always thought Kilton was a little weird in Breath of the Wild, but his little brother Koltin might be even stranger.

I helped him out with a side adventure, but it was clear we will meet again somewhere. Lucky me…

At Woodland Stable, I ran into some more musicians with a broken wagon. They wanted to perform for the Great Fairy. Naturally, I had to fix their wagon, but that wasn’t all. I needed a horse for them, and I hadn’t registered any horses yet! So I went out looking for one…

Eventually, I found a wild horse and cornered him. But as I was trying to hop on, I accidentally summoned Tulin’s wind power…so it looked like I was trying to tame a wild horse in the middle of a tornado. 😆

I walked him over to the stable to register him, and I named him “Cornered.” 😛 I had enough Pony Points for a towing harness, but it took me a while to figure out how to actually use it. I kept trying to use Ultrahand to attach the wagon to the horse, but the horse kept taking off every time the wagon bumped him! Eventually I realized the stable guy had to actually equip the harness onto the horse himself. I wish he had told me that when he gave me the harness!

I was then able to attach the wagon to the harness, and I pulled the musicians’ wagon up the hill. Of course, my horse was still drunk wild, so he was swerving all over the place and going off the road. 😆

It may not have been a smooth ride, but we did make it to the Great Fairy Tera’s fountain. The musicians performed to draw the fairy out, and even Penn dropped in to catch the latest news. Once the concert was over, I had the fairy enhance some of my clothing.

Next, I headed up to Death Mountain. Almost everyone in Goron City was seemingly in a trance, obsessing over food. Marbled rock roast, to be specific. That included Yunobo, the president of YunoboCo…the mining company that runs Goron City.

Some of the kids in town, who aren’t affected by the mysterious meat, asked me to check on Yunobo. So after buying some flame-resistant armor, I followed him into a cave…where I ended up fighting him! I was able to break his mask, which seemed to have been what was brainwashing him.

There is a storyline here that involves Zelda, but I’ll try to leave those story elements out of the blog so I don’t spoil too much. But I will say that Yunobo is now a good guy again, and he joined me on a trip up to the top of Death Mountain. I got to fight a mini-boss while flying a cool vehicle that was like a fully-equipped wing. 😆

After defeating the boss, we went down inside Death Mountain. We ended up in the Depths, and more importantly, I got to drive a car through lava! So cool! 😎

Before long, I drove right up to the Fire Temple!

The temple had five padlocks to unlock, and five gongs to bang. 😛 The dungeon has lots of mine cart tracks spread across five levels, with lots of switches that re-route the tracks. So it can be quite confusing at first.

But I eventually figured out my way around (for the most part). There was one section where I had to make a reeeeally long bridge out of cooled slabs of lava. It even needed supports at the far end (to raise it up) and then a ramp as well. I’m not sure if there was an easier way, but at least I got it done. 😛

There was also a moment where I was trying to rotate the bridge, and I accidentally flipped myself up in the air, causing my bridge to fall down into the lava. It was heartbreaking. 😛 But that clip will be in a future “Fails” video.

The Fire Temple boss wasn’t terribly hard, it just took a while. I seemed to be doing very little damage to it. But I beat the boss, got a new heart container, and gained Yunobo’s special power.

I completed a nearby shrine before wrapping up my game for now. But here’s a look at my current stats, if you’re interested. (I have not yet unlocked the completion percentage, but I know it’s very low at this point.) My play time is currently at 35 hours; it’s already my 8th-most played Switch game, and I’m just getting started!

When I resume, I again want to travel (by foot) back to Lookout Landing, taking my time to explore a bit along the way. See you next time!

When I left off in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, I was at Rito Village after completing the Wind Temple. After I finished speaking with everyone, I headed over to the Lucky Clover Gazette, where Penn and Traysi wanted me to work for the newspaper to uncover the latest news about Zelda. Penn, who reminds me a bit of Pete in Animal Crossing, is my new partner. 😛

After that, I wanted to return to Lookout Landing, but I didn’t want to teleport. I followed the path (more or less) south and then back east. Along the way, I found a horn-playing guy stuck in a hole! His name was Eustus, and I had to get him (and his wagon) out of a hole as a side quest. I mean, side adventure, as this one is called. (Edit: There are still side quests too, but more involved requests are called side adventures.)

Ultrahand alone couldn’t lift the wagon high enough. Fortunately, there were extra supplies in the hole too: Fans, hot air balloons, fire-breathing dragon heads…you know, the usual stuff you find in a hole. 😛

It was actually harder than it sounds. You need the wagon to soar up, but not too high or the landing would be hard. And you need it move forward too, not just straight up. I had several funny failed attempts, including one where it looked like I made it out…only to fall back in the hole at the last second. 😛

But I did eventually complete it, albeit with a bit of a rough landing. The guy lived to toot his horn another day. That was a really fun side adventure, though!

After I solved another side adventure (by finding some missing goats near Tabantha Bridge Stable), Penn dropped in. He said he saw how I helped, and he’s going to report it in the newspaper. He even gave me 50 rupees for solving the story of the missing goats. 😛

While exploring, I was slightly horrified when a tree started attacking me. I was not expecting that at all! But don’t worry, its bark is worse than its bite. 😉

Near New Serenne Stable, I ran into Lady Impa. It’s good to see she’s still alive, and she’s now investigating geoglyphs. I even got to take a hot air balloon ride to check one out! Pretty cool!

After stopping at another shrine or two, I eventually made my way back to Lookout Landing. Josha and Robbie were discussing “The Depths,” and Robbie asked me to join him for a mission underground. So I went south of town and jumped into a deep chasm.

It’s very dark in the Depths, and you need brightbloom seeds to light the way. But it’s a really cool place; it’s like a whole other world! Tears of the Kingdom really has three levels to its world: Sky islands, the surface, the Depths underground.

I activated a lightroot, which lights up part of the Depths. It functions like a tower on the surface, providing more coverage on the map, and also allowing you to teleport there.

Robbie found a statue underground, and he wanted me to take a photo of it for Josha. But to do that, he had to show me how to use the camera function on my Purah Pad. That also unlocked the Hyrule Compendium, so now I’ll be taking photos of everything (and everyone). 😛

Back in Lookout Landing, I found Hestu and I exchanged some Korok seeds for extra inventory slots. But believe it or not, I’ve been running out of bows more than weapons. I need to stock up on bows somewhere, if I can.

I went up to the Great Plateau and the Temple of Time, just for the memories of Breath of the Wild. But it’s not a place for beginners in this game. The enemies there were knocking me out, killing me in one hit. I’ll need to return here later, when I have more hearts and better armor.

I also encountered an enemy more horrifying than the guardians from Breath of the Wild. They had me running for my life up on the plateau! Yikes!🤚

Never Stop… Playing?

Before, I mentioned I was enjoying the game but I wasn’t quite “addicted” just yet…that has changed. I don’t want to stop playing now! There are so many things I want to do, and so many places to explore. I’ve played over 20 hours so far, and that number is going to continue to rise quickly. 😛 I hope you’re all enjoying the game as much as I am!

By the way, if you haven’t seen my first Tears of the Kingdom video, Early Game Fails, here it is:

I’ve also made a video combining TotK voice clips with Animal Crossing gameplay, which you can see here.

See you next time!

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Now on the surface, I met up with Purah at Lookout Landing, and she gave me a completely unnecessary recap of what I already knew. 😛 She wanted me to go to Hyrule Castle to look for Zelda, but I wanted to explore a bit first! So I started looking around for shrines.

The first shrine on the surface required me to rotate some oddly-shaped items, and it didn’t take me long to clear it.

However, the next one gave me a lot of trouble. I had to build a contraption using various parts, but nothing was working. Eventually, I did complete it, but only after realizing I could merge one object to something else even though it didn’t let me “attach” it. Kinda sneaky. 😛

Back outside, I saw some large stones falling from the sky. So I climbed onto one of them and used the Recall ability to send it back up into the sky. It took me to a sky island with a treasure chest. But after grabbing the treasure, I realized that I couldn’t get down!

It was obviously too far to jump and survive, there was no body of water to dive into, I didn’t have the sailcloth yet, the stone I came up on was long gone, and none of my abilities were of any help! I was trying everything I could think of, including using a wing without a runway. Nothing worked.

After seven deaths, I remembered that I could teleport out of there. 😛 But at this point, I decided that I should get back to my quest…at least until I got a sailcloth. I didn’t want this to happen again. 😛

When I encountered a bunch of materials outside, including four wheels and a fan, I knew I just had to make my first car!

I “drove” it around for a bit, until it started rolling back downhill. I used the Ultrahand ability to pick it up…and I accidentally destroyed it a few seconds later. 😛

After that, I found another shrine. It was a combat shrine (not my favorite type), and it had tutorials on combat moves…most of which I already knew from Breath of the Wild. But it provided a good refresher course.

I then moved on to Hyrule Castle. It’s nice being able to walk through there without Guardians everywhere! (So far I have not seen any Guardians in the game.)

When I climbed to a certain point where some other characters were gathered, we all saw Zelda from a distance. But then she left in a surprising way that confused us all. It didn’t make sense!

I returned to Lookout Landing (which seems to be the base of operations for Hyrule). I told Purah what happened, and she gave me some suggested places to look for Zelda now. But first, Purah and Josha activated the towers…and gave me a paraglider! Yesss!!

Josha showed me how to use the towers, but it is a bit uncomfortable because these mechanical tentacle-like things (think of Guardians’ legs) reached out and…grabbed me.

It was kind of awkward. And then I got launched into the air to scan the ground to update my map of the area. So towers are a bit different from Breath of the Wild, even though they still result in you receiving a map of the area.

I cleared another shrine and activated another tower on my way to Rito Village, where a blizzard has buried the bird village in snow.

One interesting thing about this game is that the kids from Breath of the Wild are now older. So the sisters that recited the song in BotW now run some of the shops in TotK.

And Tulin, the boy who always used to go to the flight range for target practice, is now a young Rito warrior. (Even if he does sound like Slippy Toad now.) 😆 So apparently this game doesn’t take place immediately after Breath of the Wild, but it’s clearly several years later.

Speaking of Tulin, he went to go investigate the cause of the blizzard. It was suggested that I should join him to help out, so I headed up to Hebra Mountain.

At one point, I made the mistake of sleeping at an enemy camp after defeating the monsters. There was a blood moon as I slept, so the enemies were back and promptly knocked me halfway down the mountain (and draining almost all of my health). Mental note: Don’t do that again.

I eventually met up with Tulin, and I helped him recover his stolen bow. We realized we had to head up to the giant storm in the sky to see what was causing the blizzard. (Is it not the storm itself causing it? 😉) So I started climbing a series of floating islands that went wayyyy up into the sky. Tulin also helped out with his wind gust ability, which is useful for sailing across long gaps.

At the top, I found the Wind Temple…which is a giant ship.

My job (with Tulin’s help) is to unlock five locks to proceed. It reminded me of the terminals in BotW. For all that I’ve heard about Tears of the Kingdom’s “traditional” dungeons, this still seems more like a divine beast to me.

Some of the locks took me a while to figure out (or find), and I even had to return to Rito Village at one point (because I ran out of food that protected me from the cold). I sold some stuff to buy some winter clothes in the village before returning, and then I was able to clear all of the locks.

Opening the locks unleashed a giant boss. I won’t show a picture of it here (I don’t want to spoil everything for those of you who haven’t played yet), but it was a fun boss to battle. Once it was over, I earned a heart container, Tulin got a tear of the kingdom, and I learned a new ability.

The blizzard ended, and the snow melted from Rito Village. At this point, I stopped for now. But I’ll resume my game again soon. I hope you’re enjoying the game, and these entries. See you next time!

By the way, my first TotK video is coming soon!

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