Searching for Kidd

Today, Benedict asked me what I thought of his clothes. I wasn’t sure what to say. I didn’t want to insult him, but I didn’t want to act like they were something amazing either. So I chose the “cute” option. However, he got insulted by that and thought I was comparing him to a stuffed animal.

Benedict: You think I look cute?! Like a stuffed animal or something?Crazy Redd had a tent set up today, so I went inside to see what he had to offer. I ended up buying a scenic painting from him. However, I wasn’t very familiar with most of the paintings he had today. So I’m not feeling very confident this time.

Redd: I see! Ya seem to be really close to that scenic painting, yeah?Back outside, Canberra asked for a new catchphrase. I was feeling sarcastic, so I had her say this:

Canberra: Yo, Jeff! You get around, eh? I'm sexy!Someone asked me to make a delivery to Kidd…but I couldn’t find him around town anywhere! I even started going around to animals’ houses in case he was visiting someone. When I went in Tabby’s house, she indeed had a visitor. But it was Rolf, not Kidd. And he was standing by her bed, while she was staring out the window next to her shower.

Rolf stands waiting by his bed while Tabby takes a shower???When I talked to her, she offered me 3,000 bells for my angelfish. Where did she get that kind of money all of a sudden?

Tabby: Oh, 3,000 bells? Yay! That's the perfect price. For reals, sell your angelfish to me!I continued my search for Kidd. The only house left to search was Molly’s, but he wasn’t in there. Molly was busy alphabetizing her kitchen utensils. 😮 OCD much?

Molly: I set up my kitchen exactly to my liking. My utensils are in alphabetical order, from blender to spatula!My search for Kidd led me to the museum, where I searched every single room. I even went back to town and checked the beach, but he wasn’t there either! Clearly he’s been Kidd-napped.

But just as I was preparing to plaster his face on milk cartons, I spotted a group of animals by my central bridge…including Kidd! These animals were not here before! I think he’s been using a Portal gun somehow. Anyway, I gave him his package–a mint gingham shirt.

Kidd: Ah, my mint gingham shirt! I thought if ever I lost something, I'd never see it again, but I was wrong.He rewarded me with a five-ball tee. Seriously? I walked fifteen miles to find you and all I got was this lousy T-shirt?

FYI: I have recently updated my town page to reflect Kidd’s arrival, my updated map, and a picture of my zen garden.