This morning, Joan was selling turnips for 109 bells apiece. Despite the high price, I bought 2,000 turnips from her.
This evening, Agent S asked me to play a game of hide-and-seek with her. I agreed, and she gave me 15 minutes to find her, Amelia, and Sprinkle.
I quickly found Amelia and then Agent S up a tree.
Three minutes later, I found Sprinkle hiding behind the zen bell. She seemed disgusted by the sight of me.
My pockets were full, but Agent S told me she’d mail my prize to me. And indeed, it was in my mailbox when I returned to my house. She sent me a birdbath! But I don’t think I’ll fit in it…
When Amelia insulted my clothes yesterday, she made herself a new enemy. I’ve been fairly neutral towards her, but now that I see how rude she is, all bets are off. So I introduced her to my golden net. Solid gold, like a hit record. The hits just keep coming! She didn’t appreciate the hits, though, and she threatened me! Did you hear that, everyone? Amelia Airhead is threatening me!
First she said I “bonked” her, and then she said I “plonked” her. I guess her vocabulary is limited to words that end in “onk.” Maybe next, she’ll say she’s gotta donk.
I got tired of messing with her though, so I moved on to some more intelligent town residents: The snowmen. I rolled a 4 and a 6 for snowman bingo.
I later saw Amelia again, this time down on the beach. Maybe the hits to the head caused her to see stars, because she swore she saw some UFOs.
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