Yesterday was Lolly’s birthday, and I made sure to attend her birthday party. I gave her a candy jar, so that she could eat some lolly-pops. 
Rolf was also at her party, but he only seemed to be thinking of himself. Come on, Rolf, it’s Lolly’s day!
There was a tent at the campsite, and I found Derwin the duck inside. He’s kinda cute…in an unconventional way.
Today, Lolly sent me a letter thanking me for the birthday gift. She sent me something, too: a trash bin! Hmm, is this a sign that she didn’t like the candy? 
Mira asked me for some new furniture, and she said anything would be fine. So I gave her a sloppy sink that I had in my pockets. (I already have another one in storage.)
In return, she gave me a robo-stereo. 
There was another camper today, and this time it was Monique. She was one of my mortal enemies from the early days of my GameCube town. Yuck, no thanks.
I found a lost item (a bag) on the ground today, and I never would have guessed what was inside: It contained petunia protein shakes that belonged to Boots!
He gave me a nice bug zapper as my reward.
Cube told me that he dreamed about me eating sauerkraut until I swelled up like a balloon! That’s pretty much what happens with all the gas that sauerkraut gives you! 
He was worried, but also a bit jealous.
He also asked me to catch a pill bug for him. It didn’t take me long to track one down, and Cube gave me a natty tee in return.
Before wrapping up my game for the day, I put my money into my savings account. My balance has reached 133 million bells.
Yesterday, I posted a video of eight things I’d like to see in the next Animal Crossing game. Of course, multiplayer games (like the tours in New Leaf) made my list. I hope you’ll check out the full list:
Happy April Fools Day Jeff. :p
Thanks! Happy April Fools Day to you too!
So Cube dreamt you were the protagonist of “Albuquerque”.